One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 6/2/10


Episode # 10702

Provided By Suzanne
Proofread By Kathy

[Alarm clock rings]

[Stops ringing]

Bo: Good morning, Red.

Nora: [Chuckles] Mmm. What time is it?

Bo: It's time to get married.

Nora: Hmm.

Nora: [Chuckles] Mmm. Hmm, I love that time of the morning.

Bo: Oh, you love it, huh?

Nora: Madly. Oh, the only way that this day could be more perfect is if Rachel were here, and not in Chicago with a stomach flu.

Bo: Well, she's going to be here in spirit.

Nora: Yeah, I know. Well, it -- it really is going to be a perfect day.


Roxy: Oh! [Groans]

Shane: You're back! Grandma, quick! Flush the R-rated movies!

Shane: [Chuckles] Kidding. Welcome back.

Gigi: Hi, sweetie. Oh, my goodness. You're, like, as tall as me. I think you grew a whole inch while we were gone.

Shane: I could have. Who says junk food isn't good for you?

Rex: Not me.

Gigi: What's up with the sleeping bags, huh?

Shane: Well, we had an indoor campout since Grandma hates nature.

Roxy: Oh, yeah, I really do. So, how was the extraterrestrial territory?

Shane: Whoa! What, Grandma?

Roxy: Oh, baby, New Mexico -- it's known for UFO's, alien abductions, and those people, the Ashkenazis.

Gigi: I think you mean "Anasazi," the ancient tribe that lived there.

Roxy: Oh, yeah, them. [Whispering] Aliens. So how'd your trip go?

Shane: Yeah, Dad. Did you find your bio parents?

Roxy: Oh, parents, shmarents. I want to know about you. Did you get it back together?

[Phone rings]

Natalie: Uh -- guys, I need to take this. You know what? Go on in without me.

Viki: Okay.

Natalie: Hey, Brody, it -- I've been trying to reach you.

Brody: Yeah, I know. We still have to get this thing that happened between us straightened out.

Natalie: Yeah, before we all end up together at Bo and Nora's wedding.

Brody: Yeah. And I'm still thinking we can't tell John or Jessica that we slept together.

Viki: I do not believe that Markko Rivera could have tried to kill that man. I mean, the boy lived with us at Llanfair. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Jessica: Um, yeah, but Bo said that the evidence against him was pretty solid.

Viki: I'm sorry; I think there must be some mistake.

Officer: This just came back from the lab. It's new evidence in the Ford case.

Matthew: Well, I'm going to be busy with my best man duties, but once I'm done with my toast, we could probably hang out.

Dani: That's okay. I'll be fine.

Matthew: You still want to come, don't you?

Nora: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The storm that they predicted was going to go over there is now coming right for us.

Bo: Okay, okay. What's the E.T.A.?

Nora: Wedding time.

Dani: Yeah, of course I'm still coming to your parents' wedding. We made a date.

Matthew: Yeah, it's just -- you know, what I said after prom to you --

[Knock on door]

Matthew: Look, I got to go. It's hectic right now with the wedding and everything.

Dani: No problem.

Matthew: All right, I'll see you later.

Dani: Bye.

Destiny: Did you see this about Markko?

Matthew: Oh, I know. It's crazy. One second we tell Markko that you saw Langston kissing that Ford guy, and the next, Markko tries to kill him.

Destiny: I tried to lie, but he had us on tape talking about it.

Matthew: Well, how were we supposed to know that the camera was on?

Destiny: What the hell was I thinking? I should have just kept my big mouth shut.

Matthew: Well, you can't help what you saw. You just told the truth. Besides, it ended up being a lot more than just one kiss.

Destiny: Poor Markko, walking in on them. Can you imagine?

Matthew: He probably lost it.

Destiny: Jealousy's a killer, isn't it?

Nate: You waiting for somebody?

Dani: Just writing a paper.

Nate: Looks more like you were reading the paper. It's crazy about what happened to Langston's boyfriend, right?

Dani: God, I know. But my mom's his lawyer, so, you know, he'll get his vigorous defense.

Nate: Oh, I like when you talk lawyer speak. Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you.

Dani: No, it's okay. It's okay. I guess when you're raised by a defense attorney, you can start to sound like one. Who knows? Maybe I could represent Markko.

Nate: Yeah?

Dani: No, he's probably better off with my mom. She got Todd out on bail after he pushed a pregnant woman down the stairs.

Nate: So do you think Markko did it?

Dani: I don't know. I mean, he always seems so gentle.

Nate: Yeah, but we do wild stuff when we can't get the one that we love.

Natalie: We thought that we lost the people we loved, Brody. We were lonely and drunk, and we fell into bed. And we didn't do anything wrong.

Brody: So nobody needs to know. Hey, I'm going to talk to you about this later. I just want to be sure Jessica doesn't get hurt.

John: Everything okay?

Brody: Yeah.

John: Well, I just -- I thought I heard you say something about Jessica getting hurt.

Viki: Everything okay?

Natalie: Uh, yeah.

Viki: Was that John on the phone?

Natalie: Yeah. Yeah, we were just planning where we were going to meet to go to the wedding.

Viki: Oh.

Natalie: So, have you decided what you're going to do with your hair if Roxy ever gets here?

Jessica: Yeah. I think it's so nice that you stepped up as Nora's maid of honor.

Viki: Oh, come on. It was my pleasure. I'm so happy that Bo and Nora finally found their way back to each other.

Natalie: Just like you and Charlie.

Viki: Yeah.

Natalie: Yeah.

Viki: And I am so happy that both of my incredibly beautiful girls have found their way back to the men that they love, hmm?

Roxy: So did you hook up in the hotel room? Did you raid the mini fridge?

Shane: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la --

Roxy: Listen to Barry White --

Rex: No mini fridge, no Barry White. The search for my folks was pretty time-consuming.

Shane: Did you find them?

Rex: Yes and no.

Gigi: It's a pretty long story.

Roxy: Well, hit me with those deets later. Bo and Nora are getting hitched. And without my magical touch, that wedding is going to be a disaster.

Nora: Well, at least the flowers are here. They were delivered to the church last night.

Bo: Just relax, Red. Everything's going to be just fine.

Nora: Oh, God. Andrew -- Andrew -- do you think that he -- do you think his plane took off? Do you think he made it?

Bo: Ooh. You know, my mind-reading skills aren't what they used to be.

Nora: Oh, Bo!

Bo: No, come on. Honey, I'm sure Andrew would have called if he hadn't left yet.

Nora: Okay. It's just with all the rain coming our way, you know, everything -- oh.

Bo: Would you relax, Red? Come on. It's a summer storm.

Nora: Summer storm? Look at this. There are -- hurricane force winds they're predicting, and power outages and downed trees and disastrous wedding day.

Bo: Nothing is going to make this day any less than perfect. I won't allow it.

Nora: You're right.

Bo: Mm-hmm.

Nora: This is going to be perfect. I'm even happier this time than I was the first time.

Bo: Ah. See, that's because I've aged, like a fine bourbon.

Nora: [Laughs] Yes, that's it. And also because I know what it's like to live without you.

Bo: Never have to think about that again.

Nora: I love you. Ooh, I got to get to Foxy Roxy's. You do not want your bride looking like an old dishrag.

Bo: Never happen.

Nora: I got to go, I got to go.

Destiny: Dani's still coming to the wedding, right?

Matthew: Yeah. She keeps pretending like I didn't tell her I love her. You were right. That was the stupidest thing I could have ever done.

Destiny: I'm sorry I said that to you. I keep saying the wrong things to the wrong people.

Matthew: Stop blaming yourself for what happened between Langston and Markko.

Destiny: I'm the one that needed to keep my mouth shut, not you.

Matthew: Well, you were pretty much right on the money.

Destiny: No, I wasn't. It's not stupid to tell someone how you feel about them.

Matthew: Well, what if she doesn't feel the same about me?

Destiny: It hurts for a little while, but it gets better. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. You know, you should call Dani right now and clear up this whole "I love you" thing.

Matthew: N -- today, now?

Destiny: That way, you won't have to worry about it at your dad's wedding. You know you will. Call her. I'll stay, so I'll be here for you, no matter what the answer is.

Matthew: I'm lucky you're still my friend.

Destiny: Yeah, you are.

[Matthew chuckles]

Destiny: Do you need me to dial for you?

Matthew: No, I'm -- I'm okay.

Bo: Hey, guys! How's my best man doing?

Matthew: Great. How's the groom doing?

Bo: Couldn't be better.

Destiny: Mr. B, is it okay if I bring a date to the wedding?

Matthew: Darren?

Destiny: Yeah.

Bo: Well, yeah, sure. You know, the more, the merrier. This is going to be the perfect wedding for my perfect bride.

Nora: Ow! Oh! Ow, ow! Oh!

Rex: Well, we had trouble getting any info on my folks at first, so then your mom and I did something a little crazy. We -- we broke into this --

Gigi: Cold -- a cold sweat. We broke into a cold sweat. 'Cause I'll tell you, it was pretty intense. But you know what? Then this nice woman named Penny -- she led us to this stack of letters that your dad's parents wrote to each other.

Shane: Well, that doesn't sound so crazy.

Rex: Well, when you're out in alien country, everything looks a little weird.

Shane: Can I read the letters?

Gigi: When you're older.

Shane: Why? Are they R-rated?

Gigi: The only thing you really need to know, sweetie, is that your grandfather loved your grandmother very much, but he was forced to leave before he knew she was pregnant.

Shane: So, like you and Dad?

Rex: Uh, yeah, a little. But when my mom went to look for my dad so that she could show me to him, a bad man told her that he was dead.

Shane: What?

Rex: And when my mom found out that the man she loved so much was gone forever, she was so devastated, she left me in that hospital.

Shane: The one that Allison Perkins stole you from?

Rex: Yeah. And then my mom died.

Shane: I'm sorry. But if your dad isn't dead, then where is he?

Rex: We don't know. Your mom and I did a search for him online, but we didn't get back any response.

Shane: Maybe you will.

Nora: Boy, oh, boy.

Bo: It's okay, I'm here.

Nora: Oh, God.

Matthew: Are you okay, Mom?

Nora: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Matthew: What the heck happened?

Nora: Oh, I used my exfoliating toner on my contact lenses instead of my lens solution. Oh.

Destiny: Ouch.

Bo: Look, I'm going to get the car. Somebody's got to take a look at this.

Nora: No, no, no. I'm going to be fine, I'm going to be fine. Do I smell food?

Matthew: I couldn't sleep, so I got bagels and coffee.

Nora: Oh, my God. You are such an amazing child.

Bo: He is great.

Nora: Yeah, just like his dad.

Bo: Aw.

Nora: He just doesn't get any better than this.

Matthew: Cream cheese and walnut, your favorite.

Nora: Oh, my God. That's absolutely perfect. Ungh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh. You're right. This is a perfect day. Ow. Oh, my tooth. Hmm. [Mumbling]

Bo: Red? Now, what --

Nora: Ooh.

Bo: What happened?

Nora: I think I chipped my tooth.

Viki: Enough of this.

Jessica: You're actually throwing out a newspaper?

Viki: Well, I expect Roxy recycles.

Jessica: Uh-uh.

Viki: Okay. Ahem. In any case, I don't want our day ruined by this very unfortunate story.

Jessica: It is unfortunate.

Viki: Yeah.

Natalie: I don't know.

Viki: You don't know? You don't think so?

Natalie: I mean, you know, I guess no one deserves that, but I heard this guy was a real dog. Did you ever run into him? He lives with Cristian, right?

Jessica: Uh, yeah, I ran into him.

Natalie: Did he hit on you?

Brody: Jessica's fine.

John: Good.

Brody: Any change in Ford's condition?

John: No, but we did get something back from the lab. Those traces of blood we found in the sink at Buenos Dias -- definitely Robert Ford's.

Brody: Yeah, Rivera crashed at the diner that night. He probably tried to clean himself up after he attacked Ford.

John: Yeah. Also got the names of a couple more women that this guy was involved with. Apparently, he got around.

Brody: Yeah, tell me about it. Layla told me he even hit on Jessica.

Jessica: You know, Mom said that she didn't want to spoil our day talking about Robert Ford, so we shouldn't.

Natalie: Oh, my God. He totally put the moves on you.

Jessica: It was no big deal.

Natalie: Jessica, you thought you were in high school. I mean, that's -- that's pretty wrong. You were pretty vulnerable.

Viki: That man could easily have taken advantage of you, honey.

Roxy: Okay! Who's ready for kamikaze makeover?

Natalie: Uh, kamikaze?

Viki: I think that's a little extreme.

Natalie: Yeah, Rox, we were just looking for some wedding do's.

Roxy: Don't worry, I'm just talking about a drink. A little vodka, some lime juice, triple 6. You know, something a little to loosen up the bride a little bit. By the way, where is she? She's -- Nora was supposed to be here by now.

Nora: I think there was a walnut shell in the cream cheese.

Bo: Okay, but does it hurt? You know, let's get you to a dentist.

Nora: No, no --

Bo: Come on.

Nora: No, I'm sure it's just a -- it's just a chipped tooth, I'm sure. I'm sure it's nothing.

Bo: Well --

Nora: You know, I'm going to go give it a look-see, all right? I'll be fine.

[Phone rings]

Nora: I'll be fine.

Bo: Oh, jeez -- Buchanan? Yeah.

Destiny: That can't be good.

Bo: All right, all right, all right.

[Hangs up phone]

Bo: We got to get to the church.

Matthew: Is something wrong?

Bo: Well, the singer showed up and now she wants us there right away.

Nora: Oh, no!

Nate: I just hope they don't cancel the play after all that work we put in.

Dani: I hate to break it to you, but I doubt the show's going to go on. I mean, Cole and Markko are in jail.

Nate: It's not like they're in it.

Dani: Yeah, but that's not exactly the happy ending Langston wrote.

Nate: Oh. It's a play, not a documentary.

Dani: I don't think that's how parents are going to see it. And they probably won't let us play characters based on people who commit murder.

Nate: Um, all of Shakespeare?

Dani: I guess it's fine when you're in tights, but when it's about the here and now -- I mean, the PTA had to be talked into letting "Starr Crossed Lovers" happen in the first place. And now --

Nate: It's not fair.

Dani: Totally.

Nate: You know, I am going to miss the stuff we were doing on stage when we were playing Cole and Starr.

Dani: Yeah. We did have a lot to do. Even the dancing was okay.

Nate: Yeah. The kissing was, too.

Dani: Um, I'm not really getting any work done.

Nate: Then you should ditch the paper and come swimming with me at the quarry.

Nora: Oh, no, no, no, no –

Bo: Oh, no, honey -- honey, look, it can't be as bad as you say it is.

Matthew: Come on, Mom, let us see.

Destiny: You might as well get a second opinion.

[Nora whimpers]

Bo: Hey, hey -- what's a little chipped tooth in a face this gorgeous, hmm?

Bo: What'd I tell you? You can hardly even tell it happened.

Shane: What is it? Is it for me?

Rex: It turns out my mother was knitting that for me, but she never finished. I thought that it would be cool if you had it. That is an important symbol to our ancestors.

Shane: Our ancestors? What do you mean?

Rex: Your grandmother was Native American. Part of the Hopi tribe.

Shane: We're part Hopi? Sweet. I heard about them in school. Their name means peaceful people, right?

Gigi: That's right, it does.

Shane: It's really awesome that you found some of your family, Dad.

Rex: And this family right here is awesome, too.

John: All our evidence against Rivera is still circumstantial.

Brody: Okay, but it's strong. We have motive. He caught his girlfriend with the vic. We have means. We have the weapon.

John: No prints yet.

Brody: Okay, but we also have opportunity. Nobody can alibi the kid's whereabouts at the time of Ford's attack. Well, plus, we got a bloody shoeprint, matching shoes we can prove are Markko's, and Ford's blood in the sink where we know Rivera was staying that night.

John: Yeah, but --

Brody: What? What are you thinking?

Roxy: Who knew that our little Nattie was a Cyrano de burger-ac? I mean, when I got through reading that letter to Johnny, it was like cupid himself had hit me right in the butt. I mean, not that he wasn't crazy about her before. [Chuckles]

Natalie: I actually think that Roxy channeled her inner Viki and she convinced me that I needed to be honest with John about how I felt.

Roxy: Yeah, kind of like good cop, bad cop. You know, that can't hurt nobody. Kind of like Foxy Roxy cop and Viki cop.

Viki: Well, whatever. I'm very grateful to you. If it hadn't been for your intervention, Roxy, Natalie would've wound up in London.

Roxy: Hey, baby, you ain't kiddin'. And maybe you don't know this, but I'm the one who got Johnny to go to the airport and stop her from skipping out of town.

Viki: No. I didn't know that. Actually, Natalie's been a bit tight-lipped about the whole thing. I don't really know the whole story.

Roxy: Well, join the club, Vik, because there's a whole hunk of time that our baby girl ain't talkin' about.

Brody: All these active?

John: Yeah.

Brody: Pretty heavy caseload.

John: All this and manning managed to get bail.

Brody: Oh, we have an eyewitness. That case is locked. He's going down.

John: I don't know. There's something wrong about that Hannah O'Connor's testimony. I gotta talk to her again. And Kelly's mother's murder is still open.

Brody: But that's not our jurisdiction.

John: It is now, since Rodney was killed in Llanview and those 2 cases are connected, so we have those two, and then there's this Ford thing and I should be finding more evidence in that.

Brody: Wait. You trying to get out of going to Bo's wedding?

Bo: I hope we make it out of here tonight with this storm coming.

Nora: So do I.

Bo: Ohh. Okay. I'm glad I got the limo for the whole day. Because you can't be driving like this. You sure you're gonna be all right?

Nora: Oh, yeah. Other than being a little accident-prone, I'm fine.

Bo: Yeah. Matthew and I have to get to the church. Singer's got some kind of issue.

Nora: Oh, God. It's probably that St. James organ. Just tell her that I don't -- it doesn't matter at all. It's her voice I want to hear when we get married.

Bo: Yeah. The next thing I see is you walking down the aisle. You're gonna be looking right at me.

Nora: Hmm-mm. It is gonna be perfect, isn't it?

Bo: Yeah. If you're gonna be there, hell yeah.

Nora: Hmm-mm.

Destiny: Um, could I hitch a ride with you? I gotta go home and get ready.

Nora: Oh, yeah. I'll have the driver drop you off.

Matthew: All right. We'll see you guys later. Dad, I got the rings.

Bo: Okay. I got the monkey suits.

Nora: Ohh.

Matthew: Let's do this.

Nora: Okay. Bye, guys. I -- I love you.

[Door closes]

Nora: Oh, okay. Let me see. A wedding dress. I got that. What else do I need?

Destiny: Shoes?

Nora: Shoes! You're right.

Destiny: Hey, I heard you and Mr. B cut a mean rug.

Nora: Oh, you have no idea. You just wait and see. The things -- oh! God!

Destiny: Oh, God.

Dani: A rain check on the swimming?

Nate: Why? Because it's gonna rain?

Dani: Kind of.

Nate: But that's when it's the most fun. Don't be scared.

Dani: Who says I'm scared?

Nate: Then why won't you come?

Dani: Because I have a date. With Matthew. I'm going to his parents' wedding.

Nate: Oh. So things are good with you two?

Dani: Yeah.

Nate: You sure?

Dani: Yeah.

Nate: What's up? Is Matthew mad at you or something?

Dani: Just the opposite. He told me he loves me.

Nate: Did you say it back?

Bo: I got the feeling from that wedding singer that something was wrong.

[Matthew sighs]

Matthew: Oh, my God! What is that smell? Oh!

Bo: What --

Matthew: Oh!

Bo: That smell couldn't be –

Shane: Justin and his dad are here to pick me up.

Gigi: Okay. Have fun at Tyler's birthday party, sweetie.

Rex: Rock on, dude.

Shane: I'm really glad you guys are back. And, Dad, congrats on the family thing.

Rex: Thanks, buddy.

Shane: See you guys later. Wait. I mean, I'll see you later but you have to go back to your old place, don't you?

Rex: We can hang out all you want tomorrow. If you're not too busy.

Shane: I'll clear my schedule.

[Shane giggles]

Rex: Some kid we got.

Gigi: Yeah, he's smart, funny, law-abiding. I can't believe you almost told him we broke into that store!

Rex: Sorry! I wasn't thinking.

Gigi: No kidding.

Rex: It's not like we were trying to steal anything.

Gigi: Yeah, we got arrested and thrown in jail!

Rex: It was an adventure.

Gigi: Yeah. I'll show you an adventure.

Rex: Hey.

[Gigi giggles]

Rex: I said I was sorry. Thank you, Morasco.

Gigi: For what?

Rex: For -- just coming with me. Making me keep going when I was frustrated. For everything.

John: If it were anyone else's wedding, I wouldn't think twice about skipping it.

Brody: Not really your thing.

John: Weddings? No. But -- it's Bo.

Brody: And Bo's got something to celebrate. I mean, aside from dodging a date with the grim reaper a few months back when he took that bullet for Rex.

John: All this time and he managed to make it back together with Nora.

Brody: Mm. Same as I did with Jess. Same as you did with Natalie. You wouldn't even think about standing Natalie up if you'd seen her the other night when you didn't show at Rodi's.

John: You saw her that night?

Natalie: You do too know everything.

Roxy: You know, there's a whole chunk missing out of Jessica's story, but I don't take it personal.

Viki: Well, I'll tell you what. Let's just appreciate that we are where we are and we have what we have, because frankly, if someone had told me a few days ago that both my girls would be happy and healthy by the time Bo and Nora got married, I'm not sure I'd believe them.

Jessica: I feel like there's something magical about this wedding already.

Natalie: Yup. Nothing but good stuff ahead.

Viki: No doubt about that.

Roxy: Oh, my God.

Bo: Oh, man. Nora was so happy about all these flowers.

Wedding Singer: Oh, Mr. Buchanan! I'm so happy you're here!

Bo: Yeah. What happened? I -- that smell? That's not what I --

Wedding Singer: Skunk!

[All shouting]


Gigi: Guess it's gonna rain.

Rex: Yeah. I better get going. I gotta be somewhere.

Gigi: Where?

Rex: A thing.

Gigi: Rex, you didn't tell me you're going to Bo and Nora's wedding.

Rex: I didn't -- I don't want to make you feel --

Gigi: They invited me, too.

Rex: Well, I'm really happy for Bo and Nora.

Gigi: Me, too.

Rex: They found their way back to each other. I think -- no, I know. It's gonna be a really great night.

Wedding Singer: Oh, the animal control guys think the skunk got in sometime last night. And no one knew they were in here because the priests were on a retreat.

Bo: I know. Andrew Carpenter's in Savannah. He's visiting Cassíe and River, but he's flying back here. He was gonna marry Nora and me.

Wedding Singer: I got here first thing this morning to rehearse, and when I realized what happened, I called these guys in. They're having a terrible time trying to capture the poor thing.

Bo: I know. I saw that.

Matthew: And smelled it.

Bo: So one skunk and a few animal control guys -- they can cause all that damage?

Wedding Singer: The skunk's frightened.

Matthew: Dad, what are we gonna do?

[Bo sighs]

Nora: After I tripped, I just didn't want to bother Bo.

Roxy: Bother the guy? The guy is about to become your hunka hunka love in the eyes of the almighty. You know, that's your job, to bother him.

Nora: No, no, no, he needed to be at the church. Besides, I had Destiny with me, and she got me in to see Greg.

Natalie: And he didn't admit you to the hospital?

Nora: He said it's a sprain.

Destiny: A bad one. She burned her cornea, too.

Nora: Yeah, well --

Destiny: Drops for her eye and an ice pack for her ankle. I've gotta go get ready for the party. I got a hot date.

Jessica: With the boy that I saw you with at prom?

Destiny: Boy?

Jessica: Oh. I'm an adult now, so --

Destiny: Oh. How do you like that?

Jessica: Well, he seemed like a real sweetheart.

Destiny: He's cool, so I gotta represent. Are you sure you're okay here without me?

Natalie: Yeah. We got her covered.

Nora: Thank you, Destiny. Really. I'll see you later.

Destiny: Bye.

Nora: Anything in that bag for my tooth?

Viki: No. I'm afraid not.

Nora: Oh. This is a total disaster.

Viki: No. Nora, Nora, sweetheart, you're going to be beautiful no matter what.

Natalie: And you are going to look so hot in this.

Jessica: When Uncle Bo sees you in it, he's gonna flip.

Roxy: And after I use this magical stuff, nobody's gonna be looking at that tooth or your eye or your ankle.

Nora: You know, maybe we shouldn't go messing with my hair color on my wedding day.

Roxy: I'm not gonna mess your hair. I'm just gonna brighten it up a little. Like, look at Nattie. I'm kind of like a genius with the reds.

Brody: Natalie came to say good-bye to me that night.

John: Before or after she saw me kissing Marty?

Brody: After.

John: Yeah, she told me she stopped off to have a few drinks.

Brody: I guess she did that, too. Anyway, if there's nothing else, I'm gonna go see if forensics has anything new.

John: Hey, Brody. Thanks for being a good friend to Natalie.

Nate: Strike that. Forget I asked. It's really none of my business whether or not you told Matthew you love him. I'm gonna get going. Get in some swimming before someday a real rain comes and washes all of this scum off the street.

Dani: What?

Nate: "Taxi Driver"? De Niro? You've never seen it. Oh. You should. It's a classic. Later.

Dani: See ya.

Nate: Don't catch the bouquet at the wedding. Don't even go near it.

Matthew: Look what I found in the janitor's closet.

Bo: What is that?

Matthew: Super duper deodorizer.

Bo: That's great. Son, go to work. Now maybe we can get that skunk out of here.

Wedding Singer: We could change venues.

Bo: No, no, no, no. There's not enough time for that. It's gonna start in a few hours. I think the best thing to do is try to start airing this place out. You know, hopefully the sound of your voice is gonna take our guests' minds off all this stink. No. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, honestly, Nora is looking so forward to hearing you sing today.

[Woman coughing]

Wedding Singer: I promise I'll do my very -- [Coughing]

Bo: Okay. Are you all right?

Wedding Singer: It's the deodorizer. [Coughing] I must be allergic. I -- [Coughing]

[No audio]

Nora: Oh. Thank you.

Roxy: Here. Drink this. It's --

Natalie: A kamikaze makeover.

Roxy: Whoo!

Roxy: Yeah, Red, guaranteed to chase your blues away.

Nora: Oh.

Viki: How do you feel?

Nora: Um, surprisingly calm.


Nora: I mean, what else could go wrong, right?


[Woman coughing]

Bo: I'm just so sorry, you know? I didn't know that deodorizer could do that to your voice, that --

Wedding Singer: [Whispering] I'm sorry.

Bo: No, no, no, that's okay. It's okay. You -- you go home and just take good care of yourself. All right? Okay. Thank you.

Matthew: Dad, what are we gonna do?

Bo: Son -- it's gonna be all right.

Matthew: How?

Bo: You'll see.

Nate: I know I said it was none of my business whether or not you told Matthew you loved him, but it is. I don't want to complicate your life. It's pretty much complicated enough as it is. But –

Viki: Nora. Nora.

Nora: Yeah.

Viki: When you put on that dress, you're going to feel like a new woman and you're gonna look like a million dollars.

Nora: Oh, I wish I could believe that.


Gigi: Hey, chicks.

Viki and Roxy: Yay!

Viki: Welcome back. How was your trip?

Gigi: Interesting. I'll tell you about it later.

Viki: Okay.

Gigi: Is that the blushing bride I see under there?

Nora: Yup. All bruised and battered is more like it, but you know, a few minor accidents. I'm hanging in there.


Gigi: Well, that's the spirit. Rox.

Roxy: Yeah.

Gigi: I need the works, okay, because I want to look really special for this wedding today.

Roxy: Special, huh? For Rex, I hope.

Rex: Hey, did Bo call you guys, too? What is that?

John: Skunk.

Bo: McBain's right. It is skunk. We have a situation here, and I need your help. I promised Nora a perfect wedding, and I still plan to give it to her. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, gentlemen. The odds are against us. Because sometimes the universe just lines up against you and everything that you really care about is on the other side. And what do you do? Do you lay down and give up, or do you continue to fight with everything you've got? Now, we can do this. For honor, for glory, for family, and for love, and -- for Nora.

Roxy: Hey, Jess, your mane is perfect for it, so let me do something Lady Gaga with your hair, like weave it and wave it into the shape of a phone.

Jessica: Uh, that sounds nice but I don't think I have time, because I have to find a dentist that makes house calls or, better yet, beauty salon calls. Hey.

Roxy: So how about you? Think Rex would go goo-goo over something Lady Gaga?

Bo: Lovett --

Brody: Sir.

Bo: I want you to go down to the docks.

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