One Life to Live Transcript Thursday 2/14/08


Provided By Boo
Proofread By Kathy

Dorian: Oh! I am so proud of these goody bags -- everything you need to stay healthy and look good, and all of it is red! Ta-da! Wait a minute. I don't -- I'm not sure I saw the lipstick. Lipsticks, lipsticks, lipsticks. Honey, please, would you check?

Starr: What?

Dorian: Check in the bottom of the bags. These lipsticks are supposed to be in there.

Starr: Yeah, sure.

Dorian: Ah. You should feel so proud; we're doing everything we can to promote healthy hearts.

Starr: Yeah, it's really great.

Dorian: Speaking of hearts -- yours does seem to be rather heavy.

Starr: That's because it's being ripped into a million pieces by my boyfriend and my best friend.

Cole: Oh, wow. Langston, this is awesome. Seriously, how did you learn how to do all this stuff?

Langston: Looks good, huh? Starr's going to love it.

Rex: Here you go!

Cole: Oh.

Rex: Don't overload the system; I need the monitors back when we reopen to the public.

Cole: No problem. Markko's bringing the dance tape, right?

Langston: Yeah, if he ever gets here.

Rex: Dance tape? Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Rex chuckles]

Rex: No, completely unnecessary.

Langston: What? We have to have music.

Rex: And we will. I -- I am personally guaranteeing that this will be the most super Sweet 16 party Llanview has ever seen. I hired Mary J. Blige to perform.

Langston: Uh --

Rex: You're welcome.

Cole: Oh!

Langston: Mary J. Blige -- oh, my God! Starr's going to love it! Oh!

Blair: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Blair: Mama. Well, what's wrong?

Addie: I -- it's so lovely, seeing the two of you together.

Blair: Well, why are you crying, sweetie?

[Addie chuckles]

Addie: You know that expression "ignorance is bliss"? Before I became enlightened, I didn't know I was missing anything. I've never been in love.

Blair: Oh.

Viki: My God, how could this have happened? I mean, it's frightening to think of that woman being on the loose.

Natalie: What's going on?

Viki: Honey, Allison Perkins has escaped from St. Ann’s.

Natalie: How did you know about that?

Bo: Because the director called me. He wanted to keep the information in-house until they were sure that Allison wasn't hiding on the grounds somewhere.

Viki: I mean, there -- there's no one guarding that place? How -- how would she get past security?

Bo: She had help.

Nash: Where's our daughter, Roxy?

Roxy: What a little doll, always smiling.

Jessica: Yeah, well, where is she now?

Roxy: Oh, she's in the back playing with the new girl.

Nash: Yeah, Roxy's training a hairdresser.

Jessica: Oh, okay.

Roxy: Oh, no, no, no, you can't go in there.

Layla: Girl!

Sarah: Adriana, you really like this?

Adriana: Did I not pick it out? It is totally you, Sarah.

Layla: Oh, my God! Girl, this is so pretty!

Talia: Awesome.

Layla: Um -- Talia?

Talia: Yes?

Layla: Give me this dress so I can tighten those straps.

Talia: Thank you -- can you do that?

Layla: Yeah, it'll only take me about two minutes.

Talia: Thanks.

Layla: You're welcome.

Adriana: Besides, friends don't let friends go to a black-tie affair without looking anything less than a million bucks.

Layla: Yes, that's right, and you know what? Before we start getting all dolled up, how about we have a glass of wine?

Adriana: Ooh.

Layla: We have time, don't we?

Sarah: We have time.

Sarah: Definitely.

Talia: That's a nice idea.

Layla: Okay. Adriana, could you help me?

Adriana: Yeah, sure.

Layla: Girl, are you feeling down about something? Gigi's son?

Adriana: No, not anymore. I told Rex about it and he confronted Gigi and she told him that Shane isn't his son, and he believed her.

Layla: Do you?

Adriana: Yeah. I mean, who am I to say that she's lying?

Layla: I hope she's not. That would really complicate your lives, right?

Lindsay: Hey, guys? Just put those heart boxes right here.

Antonio: All right.

Lindsay: Thank you. I need you take that -- here, this is this.

Antonio: Oh, sorry, sorry. No worries, let's just get the rest.

Lindsay: Well, you -- you don't have to -- it's no rush. We're not in a hurry. It's okay.

Cristian: So, how's it going with the A.H.A. donations?

Lindsay: Oh, my gosh, we are doing amazing. I mean, we are doing incredible. The people have been so generous -- we've made more than we expected already.

Vincent: Hmm -- a lot of people have secrets, huh?

[Vincent laughs]

Antonio: Now, you know, it's easy to spill them when you know they'll all be destroyed.

Vincent: Ah.

Lindsay: Good point. Hmm.

Cristian: All right, breather's over. What -- what do you say you guys get the rest of the boxes?

Antonio: Yeah.

Lindsay: I -- let me help.

Antonio: Come on.

Nora: Hey, Cristian.

Cristian: Hey.

Nora: Oh, wow -- the boxes! The boxes, yeah. Hey, do you know which one came from the diner?

Dorian: Are you sure you’re not being overly sensitive?

Starr: Oh, you know what? You're right -- I am and it's completely my problem that Cole and Langston are probably out having an amazing time tonight while I'm stuffing V8 Fusions in the gift bags, but I should definitely give them the benefit of the doubt, shouldn't I?

Dorian: Yes, you should -- especially since both those young people have had terrible tragedies.

Starr: I'm so tired of feeling for them! I'm sorry. Look, that -- that sounded awful and I do, I feel bad for them, but am I supposed to ignore the fact that they're cheating on me?

Dorian: You don't know that for sure.

Starr: Oh, right, and I'm wrong -- just like you were wrong about Clint and Nora.

Dorian: Whew.

Markko: Nice!

Cole: Yeah, it's pretty good, huh? Langston did it.

Markko: The dance mix.

Cole: Uh -- ooh.

[C.D. hits floor]

Cole: Ooh.

Markko: Dude!

Cole: Hey, listen, I hope you didn't put too much stress into that because we don't need it.

Markko: Why?

Langston: We don't need it because we got Mary J. Blige for tonight.

Markko: You're kidding.

Langston: No! She's singing here tonight!

Cole: Yeah, thanks to Rex.

Rex: Yeah. You can pay me back when you're fat-cat C.E.O.s. In the meantime, obey club rules, don't break any laws.

Langston: No problem.

Cole: Hey, we owe you one.

Rex: Have a great time, but I've got a different party to go to. Call me on my cell if you need me!

Langston: Okay, okay, so the plan. Everybody's going to hide behind these monitors.

Cole: Uh-huh.

Langston: I'm going to bring Starr inside, and then --

Markko: I give the signal and we do the "surprise" thing.

Cole: Wait, wait, wait -- are you sure that's it? You sure there's nothing we have to do before Starr gets here?

Markko: Oh, well, there's something you can do -- you can get that lipstick off your collar.

Charlie: Okay. Is there anything else you need, Shane, before I take off?

Shane: Are you kidding? Matthew's got, like, everything in the world here.

Matthew: Huh -- except that one video game.

Charlie: Well, Matthew, thank you for being such a gracious host.

Matthew: Oh, no problem. Um -- Nigel’s here if you need anything to eat or drink or whatever.

Shane: Awesome.

Matthew: You want to go up to my room?

Shane: Sure. Good night, Charlie.

Matthew: See you, Mr. Balsom.

Charlie: Okay. Good night, guys.

[Jared sighs]

Jared: What -- what? What is it you want?

Charlie: Well, I'm just dropping off the son of a friend. He's going to spend the night with Matthew.

Jared: Oh, okay, great. Now you can leave.

Charlie: Look, Jared -- ahem -- since it's just the two of us face to face --

Jared: Okay, if this is about you telling the world that you're Rex Balsom's father, I already know -- no idea what it's about but, hey, better him than me, so –

Natalie: Wow, somebody helped Allison escape? That's awful. I mean, who -- who would do such a thing?

Viki: My first guess would be one of Mitch’s disciples.

Bo: Probably.

Natalie: Any leads?

Bo: No, not yet, but we're not going to take any chances with this woman. She's already hurt too many people.

Gigi: Hi.

Viki: Hey, Gigi.

Gigi: Is everything all right?

Viki: Well -- Natalie, this is Gigi Morasco. We worked together in Texas.

Natalie: Right.

Viki: And, Gigi, this is my daughter Natalie.

Natalie: Hi.

Gigi: It's nice to meet you, Natalie. I've heard a lot about you.

Natalie: Nice to meet you, too.

Viki: Um -- actually, we just got some sort of disturbing news and I think I'm going to go call Jessica, okay?

Natalie: I'll -- I'll do that. Excuse me.

Gigi: Oh, I'm sorry. I -- I'm in the way here.

Viki: Bo, honey, you are so not in the way -- no, not at all. It's just that this woman who has done my family a great deal of harm has unfortunately escaped from a mental institution.

Bo: And we'll find her, Viki. We will do everything possible.

Viki: I know.

Nash: What's going on, Roxy? You said she was back there.

Roxy: Oh, yeah, she is back there and --

Nash: Mm-hmm.

Roxy: That's just it -- my new girl is working on her and she's doing something special. It's going to be a big surprise.

Nash: Oh.

[Phone rings]

Jessica: Uh -- oh. Hold on a second.

Nash: Yeah.

Roxy: I'll go check on her.

Nash: Mm-hmm.

Jessica: Hello?

Natalie: Hey, Jess, it's Nat. Okay, I got to talk fast, so listen hard, okay? Uncle Bo is here at mom’s. Apparently, Allison Perkins was reported missing.

Jessica: No.

Roxy: Is she gorgeous or what?

Nash: There's my sweetheart.

Roxy: Here, go to Daddy!

Nash: How are you?

Jessica: Oh, well, that's terrible.

Nash: Oh, what's terrible?

Jessica: That lunatic Allison Perkins just escaped from St. Ann’s.

Todd: Well, look on the bright side, though -- you never got married. Means you never have to get divorced.

[Blair and Addie laugh]

Blair: That's a plus.

Addie: Anyway, self-pity is not on my to-do list.

Blair: Good.

Addie: What wonderful, exciting things do we have in store for ourselves tonight?

Todd: Uh -- aren't you and I going to some ball?

Addie: A ball?

Blair: Hmm!

Addie: How delightful! When do I have to be ready?

Todd: Oh, well, I think you have to have a ticket.

Blair: Well, "Craze" bought a block of them, so you got a ticket, Mom.

Addie: Wonderful!

Blair: Yeah!

Addie: And I have just the dress.

Blair: You do? I can't wait to see it -- come show it to me. Come on.

Todd: I'm going to --

Blair: Actually, I have a beautiful dress, too. You come help me put it on.

Todd: Yeah.

Addie: Why, hello. It's me -- Addie. How would you like to go to a fancy-pants ball with me tonight?

Cristian: I'm pretty sure this is the one that came from the diner.

Nora: This one? Oh, great.

Cristian: Yeah -- why?

Nora: Oh -- huh. Well, I know I wrote down a little secret and -- and I put it in the box at the diner. I just am looking forward to seeing it go up in flames, you know? It'll be liberating.

Cristian: right.

Nora: Thanks.

Cristian: Yeah.

Clint: Nora?

Nora: Oh! Ah -- you scared me.

[Clint chuckles]

Clint: I caught you with your hand in the cookie jar, didn't I?

[Nora chuckles]

Nora: Oh.

Dorian: The situation with Clint and Nora was completely -- I mean, totally -- different.

Starr: How?

Dorian: Well, for one thing, Clint is unreliable and Nora has always been a backstabbing, conniving bitch.

Starr: Uh -- well, tell me how you really feel.

Dorian: I don't know Cole all that well, but I know Langston. She's a lovely person, sweetheart, and she would never, ever hurt her best friend.

Starr: Yeah, and you're just a great judge of character.

Langston: What is the big deal? I was excited about Mary J. Blige so I just gave Cole a hug.

Markko: Oh, oh.

Langston: Well, it's not coming out.

Markko: Better change your shirt before Starr gets the wrong idea. Come on, I'm kidding, it's a joke. Lighten up.

Langston: I'm not in a joking mood right now -- too many things could go wrong.

Cole: Okay, okay, okay, but nothing's going to go wrong because we planned everything perfectly, all right? Just relax, you know? I -- I just can't wait to see Starr’s face when she sees all of this.

Langston: Okay, well, I better go home for my girls' night. I'll see you later.

Markko: Bye.

Cole: See ya.

Langston: Bye, Cole.

Markko: Listen, we got to call everyone -- tell them to park around the back so that Starr doesn't see their cars.

Cole: Okay, well, what are you waiting for? Get on your phone, all right? I'll check the parking lot.

Roxy: Be careful, Laura, or I'm going to have to fire you on your first day so pick up those hot rollers and, honey, don't burn yourself.

Natalie: Bo is on the case. So if anyone can find Allison --

Jessica: Well, uh, keep me posted. I'll talk to you later. Hey, sweetheart -- hello! Oh, I missed you so much! Oh.

Nash: So -- sorry, I don't get it. Well -- we had such a hard time getting you out of the hospital and there was nothing wrong with you. How did Allison get out so easily?

Jessica: No idea.

Bo: Yeah, thanks. Got our first lead.

Viki: Yeah?

Bo: My people interviewed the staff at St. Ann’s. Now, some of them mentioned two novice nuns that subsequently have disappeared. Now, considering everything that happened, we think those women were posing as nuns. They helped Allison sneak out.

Charlie: Well, if you'd just let me explain --

Jared: Okay, you know what? Save it, Charlie, because I figured you out. You're involved in a scam. You're pretending to be someone you're not to gain some kind of advantage.

Charlie: Hmm. Well -- like father, like son.

Jared: Yeah.

Shane: Hey, Charlie? Look at what Matthew gave me.

Charlie: Whoa, hockey skates -- great!

Matthew: Yeah, I got a new pair for Christmas.

Shane: They fit me just right.

Jared: Oh.

Matthew: So, uh, you two know each other?

Charlie: Well, yes. Yes, we do.

Shane: But I don't know him.

Matthew: You will. This is my Uncle Jared. Jared, Shane -- Shane, Jared.

Jared: Shane. It's good to meet you.

Shane: Same here.

Matthew: You'll like my Uncle Jared. He's awesome.

Jared: Huh. Thanks, Matthew -- I think you're pretty awesome, too.

Matthew: Uh, Shane’s crashing with us tonight.

Jared: Oh, yeah? Where are your folks tonight?

Shane: Well, my mom's at a big party and my dad's dead.

Jared: Oh, um -- I'm sorry to hear that. Mine is, too.

Adriana: Where is my eyelash curler?

Talia: Here, use mine

Sarah: I already have a run in these and I just put them on. Do I even need to wear stockings?

Layla: No, no, no, no, no, no.

Sarah: Thank you,

Talia: You guys, red shoe, black shoe? Red shoe -- wait –

Women: Red, red -- black, red.

Antonio: Rex. What's going on?

Rex: No idea. I keep knocking, no one answers.

Vincent: Hey, what's happening?

Antonio: What's going on?

Vincent: What the hell are you guys doing hanging out here in the hallway?

Cristian: The girls aren't answering.

Antonio: Yeah, well, I -- I hope everything's all right in there.

Sarah: Ah! I just got hairspray in my eyes!

Layla: Oh --

[Talia screams]

Sarah: What do I wear?

Rex: Sounds like someone's screaming.

Vincent: Voila -- I got a key. Excuse me.


Vincent: Ahem.

[Rex sighs]

Sarah: Hairspray -- oh.

[Adriana gasps]

[Layla screams]

Addie: Can't wait to see you. It'll be wonderful. You, too.

Starr: Well, I was just walking to the --

Addie: Hello! It's going to be wonderful!

Dorian: Oh, my, you're awfully joyful.

Addie: I'm going to a ball -- that's why I'm joyful. Your mother gave me a ticket, God bless her heart.

Starr: Oh.

Dorian: Actually, it's my ball. Viki and I are heading up the benefit committee.

Addie: Are you trying to tell me I can't go?

Dorian: No, I -- I don't see any harm in your going.

Starr: It'll be great -- of course you have to go.

Addie: Thank you, darling.

Dorian: In fact, I've -- I apologize. I -- I -- I feel very badly that I didn't invite you.

Addie: I'm sure you do.

Dorian: Oh, well, now that that's settled, let's go and raid my closet and pick out a dress for you.

Addie: Oh, I have a dress.

Dorian: No, no, no, no, darling. There is a theme to this.

Addie: What theme is it? What -- what is it?

Dorian: It's the red ball because it's for the American Heart Association.

Langston: Hey, sorry I'm late.

Starr: Yeah, sure, don't worry about it.

Langston: So, are you all ready for our girls' night? I hear there's something cool, a teen night going on at Ultraviolet or something.

Starr: I'm really not in the mood.

Langston: What?

Starr: What? I won't -- I don't want to go out tonight.

Langston: But we have to go. I mean, come on. How often do we get to go to the hippest place in town when we don't need to use a fake I.D.?

Starr: Okay, well, what exactly is going on there?

Langston: Well, I don't know exactly but I know it'll be fun and you and I haven't done anything together, just the two of us, in, like, forever. And plus, I was really looking forward to this -- spending the night with my best friend?

Starr: Yeah -- teen night at Ultraviolet sounds fine. I'll be fun.

Langston: I know, I can't wait. Okay, I'm going to go get ready.

Starr: Okay.

Langston: Whew.

[Phone rings]

Starr: Hey, Lang, your phone's ringing! Lang--

[Phone beeps]

Starr: Wait, it's –

Cole’s voice: Hey, Langston, it's me, Cole. Don't worry, okay? I've got your earring. And thanks again for Valentine’s Day. It was really great.

Viki: Women posing as nuns?

Bo: Apparently.

Viki: So it probably was some of Mitch’s disciples. Um, I don't -- I don't know if I should go to that ball tonight.

Natalie: No, Mom, you have to go -- you're co-hosting. You've got to be there.

Bo: I think that we should all be there. Viki, if Allison shows up here, the house is going to be empty and I've got guards outside already.

Natalie: Yeah. And it's not like Allison escaped out of St. Ann's so she'd go to a charity ball.

Viki: Besides, she would need a ticket to get in.

Natalie: Yeah! Yeah, so she definitely wouldn't be there.

Nash: Well, there is absolutely no way that we are leaving Bree with the sitter with that lunatic Allison Perkins running around.

Jessica: No, no -- not.

Nash: Okay.

Jessica: So, Roxy, do you want our tickets to the ball?

Nash: Whoa.

Roxy: Oh, yeah. Oh, you're not going to charge me for these, are you?

Jessica: No, of course not. It's a -- it's a gift for taking care of Bree.

Nash: Oh!

Roxy: Oh, yeah, she's a pleasure, like a little bundle of joy.

Nash: Yeah. Okay, let's hit it.

Jessica: Yeah, all I want to do is go home and --

Nash: Let's go!

Jessica: Lock the doors while that lunatic is on the loose.

Roxy: Yeah, you take it easy, you two.

Jessica: Bye, Roxy.

Allison: She calls me a lunatic?

Roxy: Would you shut up?

Allison: At least I only have one personality.

Roxy: Oh, yeah, and it's a doozy, something to really brag about.

Allison: This is so much fun!

Roxy: Oh, yeah, this is fun just like electrolysis. You better beat it out of here.

Allison: I told you -- I'm not going anywhere. We're going to a ball.

Charlie: Well, I'll see you later, Shane and Matthew. It was nice meeting you.

Matthew: Yeah, same here.

Charlie: And, Jared, I -- I hope to see you again, too.

Jared: Well, boys, I got to go get ready for this big shindig tonight, but I think I have time for one game of Velocity.

Shane: It's your game, Matthew.

Jared: I'll take you both on, two on one.

Matthew: Right now?

Jared: Yeah, when else?

Matthew: Let's go.

Jared: Okay.

Shane: Okay.

Matthew: The only person who's ever beaten me in Velocity is my cousin Natalie.

Shane: And she's a girl.

Jared: Yeah.

Bo: Try not to worry, Viki. Easy to say, huh?

Viki: Well, if nothing else, the ball will be a distraction.

Bo: Yeah, for all of us. And I'll be there. I'll have police units there and here, and every place that Allison and Mitch were known to hang out.

Viki: Thank you. Thank you very much for taking care of this.

Bo: Okay. I'll see you at the palace.

Viki: Okay.

Bo: All right, bye.

Gigi: I'm so sorry this is happening, Viki.

Viki: You know, I -- I don't normally go from one dire circumstance immediately into another.

Natalie: I know, it's usually one month before each cataclysmic event.

Viki: I'm glad we can joke about it, especially you, sweetheart. That woman put you through so much.

Natalie: Yeah. But she's also the one who gave me the proof of my true identity.

Viki: I know, and I will be eternally grateful for that. I got my redheaded baby back! Aw.

Gigi: I don't know this woman but if she's smart, she'll get as far away as possible from the place she escaped from.

Natalie: Oh, I know. She's very smart.

Viki: Actually, diabolical --

Natalie: Hmm.

Viki: Is much more like it.

Roxy: Are you nuts? Why would you want to run into everybody who knows you and hates you?

Allison: "Hate" is such a strong word.

Roxy: Oh, get a grip, Allison! The whole world is going to be looking for you and that includes Bo and his crackerjack police force. They're going to spot you like two minutes at the ball.

Allison: Stop being such a downer, Roxy, and go get me something to wear and make it sexy and flashy and downright fabulous.

Roxy: Oh --

Allison: Come on, go!

Roxy: Oh, yeah, let me see what I can whip up -- like I got so many things to choose from.

Allison: We'll make do.

Roxy: Yeah, well, we're not exactly the same size, you know.

Allison: We'll make do. Go!

Allison: "Get it off your chest." Yeah, well, I got a lot to get off my chest tonight.

Nora: Well, I -- I -- I was actually -- I was trying to put my hand -- I was -- I was afraid that, you know, if someone could get their hand in there then those secrets wouldn't be secure.

Clint: Ah. Oh, yeah.

Lindsay: Well, I assure you, they are. Hi, Clint.

Clint: Hi.

Lindsay: Nora.

Nora: Lindsay.

Lindsay: What are you doing here so early?

Nora: Oh, I came to help stuff the giveaway bags and then I couldn't help coming over and looking at the exhibition.

Lindsay: Any secrets you want to get off your chest, Clint?

Clint: No, not at the moment.

Lindsay: Well, it's only a dollar for a good conscience-clearing. I mean, it's not a bad deal.

Nora: I think it's a wonderful idea for a charity event. I just hope that people realize that just writing down a secret on a piece of paper and putting it in a box doesn't really heal their guilty conscience.

Lindsay: Hmm. Such a cynic, Nora.

Nora: I'm not being cynical. Well, I just believe that until you right the wrong you've committed or make amends to the people that you've hurt along the way, your guilty conscience will probably destroy you and the people that you love.

Lindsay: Well, it sounds like you've had a lot of experience with guilt.

Nora: Hmm.

Clint: Listen, I came here early to drop off B.E.'s donation for "Go Red for Women," but now I got to get home and change. Nora, can I give you a lift?

Lindsay: Clint, this is your last chance now because all these little boxes are going to be put into one big box and the secrets destroyed and only the owners will know what it is they've truly gotten off their chest.

Clint: Well, my chest is fine now. Another time. Nora, are you coming?

Nora: Yeah.

Clint: Okay.

Nora: Yeah.

Todd: Whoa. Ha, ha.

Starr: Well, you look very handsome.

Todd: Thank you. And you look absolutely beautiful except for your face -- I mean, the frown on your face.

Starr: Better?

Todd: No, fake doesn't cut it.

Starr: It's the only smile that I'm capable of right now.

Todd: Talk to me.

Starr: What for? You're just going to tell me that I'm wrong just like everybody else does.

Todd: You kidding me? Never. You're my kid. You're never wrong.

Starr: I think I may have misjudged some people, people that I thought that I trusted. I don't think I can trust them.

Todd: I see. Well, in situations like that, what you want to do -- what I do is confront them. Look them straight in the eye and you say, "I'm on to you." And you see how they react.

Starr: Right.

Todd: Right? And then you know who they really are.

Starr: Okay, but what if I find out that they are untrustworthy?

Todd: Then you -- you let them have it, man. You give them everything you've got.

Starr: Yeah.

Langston: Hi, Mr. Manning.

Todd: Hello, Langston. How are you?

Langston: I'm good, how are you?

Todd: Okay.

Langston: You ready to go, Starr?

Starr: Yeah. I'm ready to go.

Markko: All right, everyone stays hidden until I say Starr is here, cool?

Cole: All right, dude, I'm going to do one last check on things, all right?

Markko: Now? Dude, Starr is going to be here in, like, less than 10 minutes.

Cole: Relax, all right? I'll be right back. Jeez.

Langston: Cole! What are you doing here?

Cole: Me? What are you talking about? You're the one that's early.

Langston: Well, for once, there was no traffic and I couldn't exactly call you in front of Starr.

Cole: Okay, okay, where is she now?

Langston: She's parking the car, but she'll be here any minute. Go! She can’t see us --

Starr: That's it! I have had it!

Langston: No, no, no, no, Starr, listen --

Starr: No, you listen to me. I have been cutting you two slack and I have been making excuses for weeks, but this? This is the last straw! I am not going to let you two make a fool out of me anymore!

Cole: Starr, you don't understand.

Starr: Oh, I understand completely! My best friend and my boyfriend have been sneaking around and going at it behind my back! Or should I call you my ex-best friend and my ex-boyfriend?

Shane: You sure have a big family.

Matthew: Yeah, whatever.

Shane: I wish I had one. It's just me and my mom.

Matthew: Well, you know, my mom and I didn't always live in here. We used to just live in a regular house.

Shane: You mean, like, small?

Matthew: Well, a whole lot smaller. But you know, this place is cool.

Shane: It's amazing.

Matthew: So, you and your mom going back to Texas soon?

Shane: I don't know. I hope not. I like it here. I want to stay here a lot longer -- maybe even forever.

Gigi: Dun-dun-da-da!

[Viki gasps]

Gigi: Was I lucky or what?

Viki: Oh, Gigi, it fits perfectly. You look beautiful!

Gigi: Thank you. A far cry from my Bon-Jour uniform, huh?

Viki: I'll say, yes.

Gigi: Yeah.

Viki: Honey -- you're not ready?

Natalie: Hey, no, I -- yeah, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it, Mom. I've been kind of headachy all day. I think I might be coming down with something.

Viki: Oh, darling, I'm so sorry.

Natalie: Yeah, but I'll -- I'll be all right, you know, with the cops everywhere.

Viki: Well, listen, if you feel better and change your mind, please come, will you?

Natalie: Of course I will, but you two have fun, both of you.

Viki: Okay.

Gigi: Well, I hope your headache goes away.

Natalie: Thanks. Me, too.

Viki: All right, darling, I'll call you later. Come on, Gigi, our pumpkin awaits.

[Gigi laughs]

[Phone rings]

Jessica: Natalie?

Natalie: Thank God you answered your phone.

Jessica: I can't talk for long. Any news?

Natalie: Nothing other than they're looking for two young ladies dressed as nuns.

Jessica: Ugh. Great.

Natalie: Yeah. Anyway, Mom just left for the ball.

Jessica: You didn't go with her?

Natalie: I can’t.

Jessica: Natalie, you have to go. I would go but I can't leave Bree at home with a sitter, not with Allison on the loose.

Natalie: I can't believe this is happening.

Jessica: Okay, I got to go. Bye.

Nash: Oh. You're really worried about this, huh?

Jessica: Uh -- yeah, especially since it's my fault.

Vincent: I don't get it, man. I tell you, I don't understand these women. They're mad at you when you're late, and then this when you're early.

Cristian: I wish I had the answer to that -- I don’t.

Antonio: Well, and they always want to get the last word in an argument.

Rex: And anything you say after, that's -- you know, it brings up a brand-new one. Does that make sense?

Vincent: Yeah, it did to me.

Cristian: I know this is kind of a cliché, but do you find that at least half the time, they say the opposite of what they mean?

Vincent: Hey.

Cristian: Whoa.

Vincent: Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Layla: Are you boys ready?

Cristian: Whoo.

Vincent: Baby.

[Rex sighs]

Cristian: Damn.

Viki: I'm so pleased that you're here this evening.

Woman: Thank you.

Viki: Is Jonathan with you?

Woman: No, no, he's on business.

Viki: Oh. What a shame.

Dorian: Oh. Lauren, you look lovely.

Lauren: Oh, thank you.

Viki: As do you, Dorian.

Dorian: Thank you, Viki.

Viki: Lauren, I also wanted to thank you once again for the very generous donation you made.

Lauren: You're very welcome. It was my pleasure to support the "Go Red" ball and thank you for hosting such a wonderful event.

Viki: Good.

Lauren: Oh, would you excuse me? I see someone I know.

Dorian: Okay.

Dorian: Here we are, co-hosting another gala again.

Viki: Oh, yes, indeed. Let's hope tonight there'll be no surprises, hmm?

[Music plays]

[Music plays]

Cole: Starr, would you please let us explain?

Starr: Forget it! I am done with all the explanations and all of the lies, and I'm done with people telling me that I'm supposed to feel sorry for you guys when you are the ones who are stabbing me in the back!

Cole: Starr, you don't --

Starr: Is that lipstick on your collar? Are you kidding me? You know what? Don't even answer that because I know what the answer is! You two have been sneaking around. Oh, yeah -- and then he was just so grateful for you making this day so special.

[Music stops]

Starr: Well, you can keep him, Langston! And I'm going to go get rid of these stupid tears. And I promise you that this is the last time that I will ever cry over either of you!

Langston: No, Starr, wait –

Guests: Surprise!


Nash: When you say that Allison Perkins getting out was your fault, it's because -- it's because when you met with her, it -- it provoked her to escape, right?

Jessica: No. When I say that Allison being out is my fault, I -- I meant it literally. I was the one that broke her out.

Nora: Uh -- excuse me, where are you taking these boxes?

Waiter: Oh, actually, we were instructed to bring these into the other room.

Second waiter: All the "Get it off your Chest" secrets are going into one big container.

First waiter: And destroyed later in the evening.

Second waiter: Weird, huh?

Nora: Yes, very.

Bo: You know, this -- this whole "Get it off your Chest" campaign -- it's a huge success, Lindsay.

Lindsay: I think it's the most gratifying thing I've ever done.

Bo: I'm really proud of you. You know, you've been through a tough time in your life. You just turned everything around, you know? You're very strong. And you're brave.

Todd: You having fun yet?

Blair: Oh, I'm doing my best.

Todd: I'll get us some drinks.

Blair: Will you make mine a double?

Todd: I will.

Blair: Okay.

Addie: Well, you just get here soon, Miles. I'm waiting.

Blair: Miles? Mother, you cannot have a date with Miles Laurence!

Rex: Did I tell you how amazing you look?

Adriana: Hmm, about 10 seconds ago -- but I'm always up for hearing it. Look, I'm really sorry that I've been so spazzy lately. It's just when I thought that you might have a kid, I --

Rex: It would have complicated our lives. I know, but I don’t. And now with Marcie out on bail, Gigi will head back to Texas. And in all likelihood, I will never see her again.

Adriana: Guess again.

Gigi: Why, Mr. Manning, how lovely to see you. Held anyone hostage lately?

Jared: Wow. Beautiful.

Natalie: Charlie! Ahem. Charlie, I -- I want you to meet my uncle, on my father's side.

Charlie: Well, but I've already met Jared -- first at Dorian's, and then at Asa's.

Natalie: Oh. Well, you two enjoy the red ball.

Charlie: Hmm.

Jared: So, how's that new son working out for you -- Rex, right? You screw him over yet?

Charlie: I've got something to say to you, Jared. And this time, you are going to listen to me.

Dorian: Viki, where's Charlie?

Viki: Oh.

Dorian: Oh! There he is. Chatting with Asa's son, Jared Banks. Now, what ever could those two have to talk about?

Viki: Dorian, that's really none of our business, is it?

Dorian: Aren't you the least bit curious?

Viki: No. If it were important, Charlie would tell me. We don't have secrets.

Allison: This is going to be a blast.

>> On the next "One Life to Live" --

Nash: Tell me exactly what you did.

Roxy: Allison, what are you planning to do?

Todd: The only man to worry about in this room is Rex.

Markko: Are you ready for --

Langston: Mary J. Blige?

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