Days of Our Lives Transcript Tuesday 8/14/07 - Canada; Wednesday 8/15/07 - U.S.A.


Provided By Eric
Proofread By Niki

Steve: Whew. Whoa. Man. I'm sorry that took so long, baby. There was a whole busload of granny types downstairs playing bridge or something. They wouldn't let us leave. You know, I think our little Pocket Man is a chick magnet. Aren't you, buddy?

Kayla: I'm glad to see the two men in my life are bonding.

Steve: Yes, we are. Oh, he likes you better than he likes me. You know what? After nappy time when he's feeling better, I'm gonna take him down to Cheatin' Heart, teach him how to shoot some pool.

Kayla: Oh, I'm sure that will go over well.

Steve: Yeah. What's all this?

Kayla: Oh. It's Stephanie's. Can you believe that she ever fit into this?

Steve: No. I can't believe you saved everything, either.

Kayla: I didn't save everything, just some of the special things. It's a good thing I did, too, because maybe some will fit him.

Steve: Are you kidding me? She wants to put you in a dress. That's not gonna happen. There will be no flowers, no pink, no hearts, and no bunny rabbits, right?

Kayla: No bunnies?

Steve: No bunnies. You're getting him all upset. You know, don't you have anything in there with some footballs or baseballs or something like that, huh? How about a blues band? "The wolf" or muddy?

Kayla: No, I donít.

Steve: No? Why not?

Kayla: I probably have a sleeper or a onesie or something. How about this? How about this?

Steve: Oh. What do you think? She wants to dress you like a girl. What do you think about that? See, he does not like that. He's pissed.

Kayla: Steve!

Steve: No, I mean literally. He's all wet. Here.

Kayla: I don't think so. You can do it.

Steve: Oh, come on, baby. Mick Jagger was a young man the last time I changed a diaper.

Kayla: No, no, no. You're gonna have to do it sooner or later. Go on. Go on.

Steve: I don't think either one of us like this idea. Let me tell you something, son. These women -- they might be pretty, but, boy, can they be bossy. Yeah.

Kayla: Did he just call you son?

Stephanie: Here you go. Your vodka tonic, Mr. Lowell.

Lowell: Well, look at that. Just the way I like it.

Stephanie: Good.

Lowell: What was your name again?

Stephanie: Stephanie.

Lowell: You have gorgeous eyes, Stephanie.

Stephanie: I bet you say that to all the girls. So, can I get you anything else? Oysters, maybe?

Lowell: All business, huh?

Stephanie: Just doing my job.

Lowell: And you do it so well. I'll bet a beautiful woman like you is good at a lot of things.

Stephanie: [Chuckles nervously] You can't imagine. So oysters?

Lowell: Is it getting kind of chilly in here?

Stephanie: I'll get you a blanket.

Lowell: Or... you could just sit right here, earn yourself a nice, big tip.

Stephanie: Uh, you know, I don't think it would be fair to all the other customers. Plus, my bosses probably wouldn't like it very much.

Lowell: Customer service just ain't what it used to be.

Stephanie: I'm sorry you feel that way. God. You know that guy in 1-a? A total sleazebag. He just groped me.

Chelsea: What's the big deal? You let Jeremy treat you like that all the time.

Jett: Maxy boy. How's it going?

Max: It's good, man. It's good.

Jett: Good. Got a minute?

Max: Yeah. What's up?

Jett: Your time.

Max: I'm sorry?

Jett: Look, bro, I'm a cop... and you're in some serious heat.

E.J.: Oh, wow. That is just bloody marvelous, isn't it? Instead of consoling Samantha on the death of Lucas, I help save Lucas' life -- again.

Roman: So the text that Lucas got yesterday -- it wasn't from Kate?

Sami: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dad. I can't concentrate. Can we maybe do this another time?

Roman: Absolutely. No problem. I've got enough to go on right now.

Sami: Thanks. Dad, I'm -- I'm so worried about him. I just really want him to wake up.

Roman: Honey, he will. I promise that, all right? Now, I'm gonna call Abe, see if we got any leads. We're gonna check the truck for prints. Maybe we'll get lucky.

Sami: I hope so.

Roman: Honey, he's gonna be just fine. I guarantee it, okay?

Sami: Thanks, Dad.

Roman: Yes.

Sami: Okay. Hey, hey, let me get that door for you.

Roman: Please. Please get the door. I can get out of here. It's like driving a damn car. But I need the door open. Thank you, honey.

Kate: Roman, how's Lucas doing?

Roman: He's gonna be fine -- gonna be just fine.

Kate: Oh, thank God. Thank God.

Roman: It is a good thing that Sami and E.J. got there when they did. He was right on the edge.

Kate: Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I suppose it is a good thing E.J. was there. He's the hero, right?

Roman: Sami did her part, too, Kate.

Kate: Yes. Well, thank God for Sami.

Roman: All right. I am sure that Lucas will be glad to see you.

Kate: Thanks.

Roman: Okay. Bye.

E.J.: Hero, eh? Well, that is a card I have yet to play. No. Yes. Could I have the number of the Channel 6 News? Thank you so much.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives.

Max: Jett Carver, ISA -- that's really great. That's terrific. This is something that could have been brought to my attention -- maybe the day you asked me to invest in this airline.

Jett: Yeah, that'd be great. Blow my cover right up front.

Max: I don't know what you want from me.

Jett: Some information on that side hustle you and J. got going.

Max: I told you everything that I know.

Jett: Yeah, those designer knock offs -- right.

Max: I saw the trunks and everything. Get off my back about this.

Jett: Can't do that, Max. I just get the feeling there's something more to it than just that. Am I right? Yeah. You know what's going down, don't you? Things are about to get real uncomfortable for your partner Jeremy.

Max: He is not my partner in anything other than this airline. You got that?

Jett: Let me tell you something. J.'s in way too deep on this one. There's no way he's walking. But you, my friend, still can. All you got to do is tell me what J.'s really smuggling.

Stephanie: Oh, my God, Chelsea.

Chelsea: Stephanie, relax. All I said was --

Stephanie: I heard what you said, and Jeremy is nothing like that perv up front. Why is everybody in attack mode with my boyfriend?

Chelsea: We're not. It's just sometimes he can get on people's nerves.

Stephanie: Because he's confident -- is that why?

Chelsea: Try cocky and arrogant and obnoxious and aggressive.

Stephanie: You know what? He beats the hell out of your reject boyfriend.

Kayla: It's awfully quiet in there. How's it going?

Steve: Okay. Hey, what's this toothpaste stuff here?

Kayla: It has been a long time. It's to prevent diaper rash.

Steve: Oh, right. I knew that.

Kayla: Yeah. Wait. There's something I forgot to tell you. When you change a boy's diaper --

Steve: Oh! No, no, no, no, no.

Kayla: What is it? What is it? What -- [Baby fussing] Oh. [Chuckles]

Steve: What were you gonna say about changing a boy?

Kayla: I was just gonna say that sometimes when the air hits it -- I'm sorry.

Steve: Yeah, you look real sorry.

Kayla: Oh, buddy.

Steve: Yeah.

Kayla: I'm sorry.

Steve: Yeah, see? "This man shouldn't have changed my diaper." Right? No, no.

Kate: Lucas, it's me. It's mom. Honey?

Sami: Lucas? Honey, are you okay?

Lucas: Sami.

Sami: Welcome back! Oh, God.

Kate: Sweetie, I was so worried about you. I got here as soon as I could.

Sami: How are you feeling?

Lucas: I'm freezing. I'm cold.

Kate: Let me get you a blanket.

Lucas: What the hell happened?

Sami: What do you mean? You don't remember?

Lucas: Not really.

Sami: We were here at the hospital yesterday visiting my dad, and you got a text message.

Lucas: A text message?

Sami: Yeah. You thought it was from your mom.

Kate: But it wasn't from me. It was from someone pretending to be me.

Sami: It said it was urgent, and you went off to try to meet her.

Lucas: Wait a minute. I don't remember any of this.

Sami: You don't even remember the truck? It was a freezer truck.

Lucas: Oh, wait a second.

Kate's voice: Help! Somebody, help me! Please! Please! Somebody, help!

Lucas: Mom?!

Lucas: There was a voice. It was a female voice, and I thought it was you, Mom. So I climbed into the truck, and, uh, I don't know. It was freezing in there.

Sami: What about the voice?

Lucas: The voice was a tape recorder.

Kate: A tape recorder?

Lucas: Yeah, the voice was a recording. The next thing I knew, I was stuck in the truck. Somebody slammed the door. Someone locked me in there.

Sami: I was banging on that door. I was doing everything I could to try to get you out. I hope you heard me.

Lucas: You were there? Did you save me?

Kate: [Sighs] Well, actually, E.J. saved you.

Lucas: E.J.?

Sami: Yeah. It was --

E.J.: Lucas, old boy. Thank heavens you're all right.

Sami: What the hell --

Lucas: What's going on here?

Reporter: And in 3...2.

Gonzalez: John Gonzalez here with E.J. Wells -- race car driver, entrepreneur, and Salem's newest hometown hero.

Lucas: Get out of my bed, man.

E.J.: Quiet, old boy.

Max: Look, I don't think we should be talking about this because Jeremy could walk in here at any second and hear us.

Jett: Yeah, you're right, so why don't you just give me your bit and call it a day?

Max: Man, I should not have gotten hooked up with you guys in this thing in the first place. I wouldn't have if you had been real with me from the start.

Jett: Hey, I'm sorry, Maximillian, but when we first started this whole Touch the Sky deal a few months back, I didn't know you from Jack Diddly. You could have been as crooked as Jeremy.

Max: Oh, that's great. Thanks. That's nice.

Jett: But you know what I think now?

Max: Do I want to know? Do I have a choice?

Jett: Not really. I think you're a pretty decent guy. You just got roped into something you don't understand.

Max: Good. So now I'm stupid, too.

Jett: Damn it. Why are you playing it like this? I'm tossing you a lifeline here. Take it.

Gonzalez: John Gonzalez here with E.J. Wells -- race car driver, entrepreneur.

E.J.: If you don't mind, sir, just one second. Credit where credit is due. I think that it's Lucas' lovely wife, Samantha, here who deserves all of the accolades.

Sami: What?

E.J.: Well, you saved the man's life. Why don't you tell exactly what happened? Here we go.

Sami: Um, well, we -- we -- you got a text message. It was a false text message.

Kate: Well, because it was supposedly from me, but we found out that it was a trick, and so then, you know, I realized that we needed to do something.

Lucas: Just relax, all right? Let Sami tell it, okay?

Kate: [Sighs]

Sami: Well, so we all agreed to split up and search for you -- for Lucas -- and -- and E.J. And I found him. He was in this freezer truck, but it was chained, so we couldn't get him out.

Gonzalez: And how did you free Mr. Roberts?

Sami: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you. You shouldn't be interviewing me. It's him. E.J.'s the one who broke the door.

E.J.: Oh, please, Samantha. She's extremely modest. Darling, aren't you?

Sami: I'm actually being serious, E.J. If it weren't for you, my twins -- they would have had to grow up without a father.

Gonzalez: Let's get a shot of Samantha giving our man of the hour a hug.

E.J.: That's a good idea. For the cameras, darling. Come on. Here we go.

Reporter: Can we get that again and this time like you mean it?

E.J.: I think so. It's for the cameras. There we go. Wonderful.

Sami: Okay. Thanks. Thank you. I think it's time for you to leave. My husband --

Gonzalez: Mr. Roberts, I guess you must be feeling pretty grateful to E.J. Wells.

Lucas: Yeah, "grateful" doesn't even begin to describe how I feel about him.

E.J.: On that note, gentlemen, maybe we should call it a day. Mrs. Roberts is right. Please. He needs his rest. Thank you. No more camera. Gentlemen, if you don't mind. Thank you.

Lucas: That son of a bitch.

Sami: Lucas, donít. It doesn't matter, right? He's not worth it to waste your breath.

Lucas: He's always in the right place at the right time.

Kate: You know something? You have a point about that.

Lucas: Don't I, though?

Kate: Yeah.

Lucas: He was there when that beam fell on my leg. He was there last month when Sami was almost gassed to death. I think it's just a big coincidence. It's a little too convenient.

Sami: Lucas --

Lucas: I want to know. I want to know. We got to do something. We got to find out who left that message. Do we have any leads at all?

Kate: No. None yet.

Lucas: Give me my cellphone, and I'll check it out.

Sami: I already gave it to Abe so he could trace it or whatever and we can find out --

Lucas: Well, good. Oh, fantastic. Look who's back -- the man of the hour himself.

E.J.: Thank you, Lucas. You'll have to excuse me, but I couldn't quite help but overhear what you were talking about, and I think it's rather obvious who's behind this.

Lucas: It's obvious, huh? Of course it is. You know -- you know who locked me in that truck, don't you?

E.J.: I do. I'm fairly certain. I think it's my Cousin Andre.

Sami: Andre?

E.J.: I don't understand why you look so surprised. I mean, he already tried to dispose of Roman. Now Lucas. My principal concern, Samantha, is that you may be next.

Kayla: Oh, my goodness. Look who's here. Oh, my gosh. It's nice to see you in one piece. [Baby crying] Oh, Stephanie loved this so -- oh, for Pete's sake, mister. Give him his bottle. Give him his bottle. It's okay. Oh, there you go.

Steve: Okay.

Kayla: Okay. Oh, Stephanie loved this bear so much. Do you remember that time that she dropped him in the puddle and she cried and cried like there was no tomorrow? I'm sorry. I guess you don't remember because you weren't there.

Steve: No, I wasn't there.

Kayla: You missed out on so much of Stephanie growing up, you know? It's okay, sweetie. The first, uh, the first time she walked... first day of school... the first time behind the wheel of a car... first ticket.

Steve: First?

Kayla: Of several. Our little race car driver. I just wish you could have been there.

Steve: So do I, baby. I mean, as happy as I am now...

Kayla: It's okay.

Steve: ...I still feel cheated -- missing watching my baby girl grow up.

Kayla: It wasn't just her. [Baby crying] Oh, come here, little bug. Come here. Oh. Oh. I know it. I know it. I know. I know. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

Max: "Lifeline" -- is that what you're calling it? 'Cause it sounds to me more like blackmail.

Jett: Really?

Max: Yeah. You come in here, and you sit down, and you flash those cop credentials and then threaten me with jail time if I don't help you bust Jeremy. You know what? Tough luck. I'm not helping you. I'm not talking.

Jett: Okay. Interesting. I never pegged you for wanting to side with Jeremy Horton.

Max: I'm not. I can't even stand the guy. But I am not a narc.

Jett: You think he'd do the same for you? Look, Jeremy is going to jail. The only question is if you'll be joining him. We'll talk about this when we get to Vegas. You think about what I said.

Chelsea: Don't ever talk about Nick that way again.

Stephanie: Face it, Chelsea. Nick is a wimp. He makes screech powers look like Brad Pitt.

Chelsea: You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what he did last night.

Stephanie: What did he do? Did he run a yellow light? Did he say a bad word?

Chelsea: No. He, um, he told off that girl from Vegas.

Stephanie: Oh. Now, that is impressive. Nick chewed out a girl. Who needs superman when you got Nicky Fallon?

Chelsea: The only reason you've been dumping on my boyfriend is because yours is a lying cheater.

Stephanie: I've decided you're telling me that because you've hated him since day one.

Chelsea: Maybe that's because that's all the time it took for me to realize what a jerk he was.

Stephanie: Some best friend you are.

Jett: Okay. I take it's a bad time to ask for a soda.

Chelsea: Yeah.

Stephanie: No.

Jett: I'll just come back. Good thing I got here before the bloodshed.

Chelsea: What do you want, Jett?

Jett: Uh, a cup, some ice maybe.

Chelsea: Here you go. I got to get back to work.

Jett: Can we talk for a second, please?

Sami: Lucas, I think E.J. may have a point. I mean, it obviously must be Andre who did this.

Lucas: That's bull, and you know it, don't you, E.J.?

E.J.: It does make a certain amount of sense.

Lucas: It doesn't make any sense to me.

E.J.: Well, I certainly can't imagine who else it could be.

Lucas: I have a good idea who I can imagine it to be.

E.J.: Really? It couldn't be Bart. He's dead. My father is pretty much out of commission. Dr. Rolf -- I haven't seen or heard of for an extremely...

Lucas: What about you?

E.J.: I beg your pardon?

Sami: Lucas --

Lucas: Where were you yesterday -- let's say about 4:00 -- when I got that text message, huh?

E.J.: Not that it is any of your business, but I was in a conference call to Tokyo.

Lucas: Oh, yeah. Right. You got phone records to back that up?

E.J.: Lucas, for God's sake, will you please use your head? Why would I lure you into a deadly trap just to turn around and save you? Samantha, you see my point, yes?

Sami: It does seem weird.

E.J.: Thank you. Completely ridiculous is what it seems. I'm glad that somebody is using their head. My concern here is that we do not know where Andre is, and I am worried for Samantha's safety.

Lucas: You don't have to worry about Samantha. She's my wife. I can take care of her.

E.J.: Lucas, you cannot even take care of yourself.

Lucas: Really? Get him out of here right now, Sami.

Sami: I appreciate you saving Lucas' life, but do not push me.

E.J.: Look, Samantha, I'm sorry, but I am worried about you.

Sami: Well, I am going to stay here, with you, Lucas. [Scoffs] And we can look out for each other, right?

Lucas: Yeah. That works perfect for me.

Sami: I'm gonna go find the floor nurse and ask her if she can get an extra bed. There's plenty of room in here.

Lucas: Hold on. Let my mom take care of that, all right?

Sami: Oh. Kate, thank you very much. Actually, uh, the floor nurse, Karen, she's usually hanging out in my dad's room.

Kate: I'm sure I can find her myself. Thanks.

E.J.: Look, I am sorry, but I really do not think that it is wise for Samantha to stay here.

Lucas: Who cares? Who cares what you think?

E.J.: Yes, you have made that perfectly clear.

Lucas: I have, so why's it so hard for me to get rid of you?

E.J.: Why don't we ask the lady to speak? How do you feel about this?

[Door opens]

Kate: Okay. I talked to the floor nurse.

Lucas: Got any beds?

Kate: No. Not now. Maybe later.

Lucas: That doesn't matter. You can snuggle up with me. We can fit in here -- all four of us.

Sami: Sounds like a good idea.

Kate: Oh, God.

E.J.: I've had an idea. Samantha, why don't you come and stay with me?

Kayla: What's that? Well, yes, we are. He says we're gonna have a lot of good times ahead.

Steve: You better slow down, sweetness. This isn't forever, you know? We can't let ourselves get too attached to this little guy.

Kayla: Look, I know what you're doing, and, really, you don't have to worry.

Steve: Well, I'm still not sure about that.

Kayla: Come on.

Steve: I mean it. Your daughter's all grown up. She's on her own.

Kayla: I know that, and I'm fine with that. Look, I'm not trying to replace her with him, if that's what you think.

Steve: I don't think that. But I do know it must be pretty hard to know your little girl doesn't need you anymore.

Jeremy: I talked to Rawlings. He'll be there when we land. No cops, right?

Max: No. No cops. [Clears throat]

Chelsea: Shouldn't you be, like, flying the plane or something?

Jett: Look. I know I could have handled things a little better.

Chelsea: You think?

Jett: I had no choice.

Chelsea: You know, Jett, you keep saying that, but you did have a choice. You could have told me. You could have trusted me.

Jett: It doesn't work like that.

Chelsea: At least not for you.

Jett: Come on. Why are you doing this? We're friends.

Chelsea: We were.

Sami: Here you go. Uh...

Lowell: Mmm. Hey, baby, I'm not getting any air in here. Would you mind checking the vent, please?

Stephanie: Sure. [Sighs] It's working perfectly fine, Mr. Lowell.

Lowell: My mistake. Hey. Hey. Wait a minute. I ordered a vegetarian plate.

Stephanie: Oh. Hmm. There. Vegetarian.

Lowell: Okay. Forget the sirloin food. I was thinking -- when we get to Vegas, maybe you and I could grab a bite. Do you like sushi?

Stephanie: Actually, I-I love sushi. And maybe afterwards we can head back to your room... for dessert.

Lowell: Dessert?

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Lowell: know it.

Stephanie: In your dreams.

Lowell: What the hell?!

Stephanie: My mistake.

Lucas: There's no way. There is no way in hell that Sami's ever gonna stay with you. You understand me?

E.J.: Lucas, all I want is what is best for Samantha. If she stays with me, I can guarantee you she will be safe.

Sami: E.J., stop it.

Lucas: She'd be safer in a roomful of rabid bats.

E.J.: Lucas, would you please be serious?

Lucas: I am serious.

E.J.: Listen to me. My father has always had a soft spot for me. If Samantha comes into my care, I can guarantee that I will be able to protect her.

Lucas: You'd love that, wouldn't you?

Sami: Would you cut it out, 'cause it's not gonna happen?

Kate: I know it sounds weird, but maybe he has a point.

Lucas: He's got a what? Whose side are you on?

Kate: I'm not on anyone's side. I would just like to make sure that my grandchildren are safe.

Lucas: Is that it, or do you have a hidden agenda, just like you always do?

Sami: It doesn't matter. Everyone, cut it out, 'cause it's not gonna happen. I am staying here with Lucas.

Kate: Where are you gonna sleep, in the waiting room?

Sami: I will sleep on the floor if I have to.

Kate: Oh, come on, Sami. You're gonna sleep on the floor? That's gonna be comfortable.

Sami: It's not for you to worry about.

E.J.: Okay. Samantha, could we please start being reasonable? Why don't you come home with me and let me take care of you?

Lucas: That's it. You're not taking care of her.

E.J.: Stay in bed, Lucas.

Sami: Oh! Oh! Lucas! Lucas! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Lucas! Are you okay?

Lucas: My legs -- I can't feel them.

Kayla: Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! [Sighs] Well, my mother did warn me that it would be tough when Stephanie left the nest. She was sure right about that.

Steve: It must have been especially hard for you. You were alone. Didn't have any other kids.

Kayla: Well, I would have liked to have known that you were gonna come back. It would have been a lot easier.

Steve: I know, sweetness. [Smooches]

Kayla: With all those passing years with Stephanie, you know -- having boyfriends and applying to colleges. I know this sounds kind of insane, but I always kind of hoped that you'd just walk through the door, that everything would go back to the way it once was. [Exhales sharply] Those damn DimMeras.

Steve: Hey. That's all over with now, okay? We have each other. That's what matters. We're happy. We love each other. I think we're pretty damn lucky.

Kayla: I know we are.

Steve: As much as we'd like him to, that little guy in there -- he's not gonna make up for what we lost.

Lowell: What the hell are you doing?! What are you, crazy?!

Stephanie: Sorry. It was an accident.

Lowell: That's an expensive attitude for such a cheap woman. Where's your boss? I want a word with him.

Chelsea: Um, Stephanie, I need to see you in the galley now.

Lowell: You're gonna stay right here.

Stephanie: Get off of me!

Max: Get off of her!

Lowell: Take it easy.

Sami: Lucas. Lucas. Get a doctor. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be fine.

Lucas: I can't feel my legs.

Sami: Help him up. For God's sake, E.J., do something!

Lucas: You come near me, I'll --

E.J.: All right. Calm down.

Sami: I want him to help.

Lucas: You want him to help? Get him out of here. That's how you could help me.

That's it. Everybody out.

Sami: What? No. Okay. I'm sorry.

E.J.: Let's get out.

Sami: No, I want to stay! Lucas, you're gonna --

E.J.: Come on.

Sami: I'll be right outside.

Lucas: Get your hands off my wife!

Steve: Girl. Girl. Prissy girl. Girl. I'm sorry, baby. None of this is gonna work.

Kayla: Stop. I was saving these because I thought that maybe someday I would make a little quilt for Stephanie -- give it to her as a graduation present or maybe when she got married.

Steve: Something old, something quilted?

Kayla: I just thought it would be nice.

Steve: You're really something. You know that, sweetness?

Kayla: [Chuckles]

Steve: You're really... really... something. I'm gonna hit the head. I promise not to tinkle on myself.

Kayla: Oh. Thank goodness. Hey. Hey. Hey. What about these for him?

Steve: No. [Door closes]

Kayla: Aha. [Baby crying] Yes.

Steve: Sweetness, can you get the baby?

Kayla: Sure, I can.

Sami: What is taking so long?

E.J.: Samantha, hey, listen to me. Would you reconsider my offer?

Sami: What are you still doing here? Go home.

Kate: Sami, look. You're pregnant. You need to get your rest. Go home. I'll stay with Lucas.

Sami: I can't believe you said that with a straight face, Kate.

Kate: I'd offer to let you stay with me.

Sami: Oh, great. Now I know you're joking.

Kate: God, Sami.

E.J.: Look, Samantha. You don't want to stay with Kate. Bo and Hope are out of the country. Your father is in here. So is Lucas.

Sami: Would you forget it?

E.J.: I would put you in a safe house, but look what happened the last time. Come stay with me, and let me take care of you.

Roman: E.J.! You heard. She said, "forget it." When Sami says no, she means no. But that's a concept you have trouble with, don't you?

Jett: Sit down and shut up! And you shut up, as well.

Lowell: He just assaulted me.

Max: That's bull.

Jeremy: What the hell is going on back here? What happened?

Lowell: I'll tell you what happened. This idiot right here -- he attacked me for no reason.

Max: He had his hands all over Steph. Ask her.

Chelsea: It's true.

Lowell: I never touched her.

Jett: Quiet!

Jeremy: Baby, did this guy put his hands on you?

Jett: Bro, we have to handle this the right way -- let the Vegas police handle it.

Jeremy: I guess it's your lucky day, pal.

Lowell: I hope you boys have got a good lawyer, because I'm gonna sue. I'm gonna take you for everything you've got. Get off of me. Take it easy!

Jeremy: Baby, are you okay?

Stephanie: I was scared. I didn't know what he was gonna do.

Jeremy: It's okay. I'm here. You're safe now.

Stephanie: If not for Max, I don't know what would have happened.

Chelsea: Do you believe that guy? How's your hand?

Max: Fine.

Lowell: Unbelievable. Look. Look. This is just all a big misunderstanding, okay? I was provoked.

Jett: If I were you, I wouldn't speak another word until you speak with a lawyer.

Lowell: You got to be kidding me. You can't do that.

Jett: Oh, no? Sorry, buddy. You're on ice for the rest of the flight.

Jeremy: What was that? You're carrying cuffs now? Anything else you want to tell me?

Kayla: Hush, little baby don't say a word mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird. [Baby cries] Oh, my goodness. And if that mockingbird don't sing mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring and if that --

Steve: And she'll probably make you wear it, too, since she wants to dress you like a little girl.

Kayla: Well, I don't know. I don't think this outfit's too girly. Do you?

Chelsea: You okay?

Stephanie: I'm fine.

Chelsea: You know, Stephanie, you can press charges if you want.

Stephanie: I just want to forget the whole thing happened.

Chelsea: I just think that guys like that deserve to be locked up. I mean, they may not learn their lesson, but -- I don't know. It's your decision. I'm just glad that you're okay.

Stephanie: Thank God for Max. He was really great, wasn't he?

Jeremy: So, what's with the cuffs, Jett?

Jett: They're my Uncle Abe's.

Jeremy: Oh. Nice of him to let you borrow his hardware.

Jett: Yeah. Well, you know, he's cool like that. I always bring them, just in case we have a nutjob like we did today. I thought I told you that, bro.

Jeremy: No, bro, you didnít. But it was good thinking.

Jett: Thanks. Well, one of us better get back to the cockpit, put these people's minds at ease. Listen, when we get to Vegas, I'll come to you.

Sami: Just tell me what it is.

Nurse: Your husband's gonna be fine.

Sami: [Exhales deeply]

Nurse: The numbness was a result of hypothermia. He's already getting the feeling back in his legs.

Sami: Okay. Thank God.

E.J.: Yes, isn't that terrific? Wonderful.

Sami: I'm gonna go see him. Thank you. Thank you so much.

E.J.: Well, I certainly should be getting going, I think.

Roman: Not so fast, E.J.

E.J.: Excuse me, Roman?

Roman: You know what? I've been, uh, been thinking. Maybe Andre was behind that attack. Maybe he wasnít.

E.J.: What do you mean? Of course he was.

Roman: Well, it just seems to me the man who has the most to gain by Lucas' death, or at least thinks he does, is you, E.J.

E.J.: Me? Roman, I was the one who actually effected the rescue.

Roman: Yeah. Yeah. So I heard.

E.J.: Okay, well, what?

Roman: Well, it just seems to me maybe you kind of planned on being a little late there -- play the hero, console the widow.

E.J.: Oh, for heaven's sake, Roman, listen. I think it's fairly obvious that it was Andre who did this, just as it is fairly obvious that Andre did this to you.

Roman: Maybe. Maybe. But I'm gonna keep an eye on you, E.J. I just wanted to let you know that.

E.J.: Well, that is excellent. I feel so much safer.

Roman: Good. Good. Kate, I am very glad your boy's okay.

Kate: Thank you.

Roman: Talk to you later.

Kate: You. If you had anything to do with this, I will strangle you with my own hands.

E.J.: Why would you think that I had anything to do with this? Kate! Kate! Oh, for God's sake. I was so... it was me who saved his life. Yeah, don't care about that. I save his life. Whatever.

Jeremy: I think we got a little problem here, Jett. Somebody's not exactly being straight with me.

Stefano: The vendetta will never end -- not until I can destroy every damn Brady who roams this earth!

Lucas: You're gonna fight this battle to the death?

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