Beth's Rant to the Characters
1/27/03 - 1/31/03
Proofread by John

Kevin, what's happened to you? You used to be a fairly intelligent guy who just had a couple of blind spots. Now, I don't know what you are. "Misguided" doesn't exactly cover it. You're not just acting like a jerk; you also seem to be losing your ability to think logically. Do you remember what Gail told you? She said that Lucy was going to a cabin outside of town for the day. When you showed up at the cabin, Lucy asked you to take some of the groceries to the car so they wouldn't be wasted. Did you notice that you carried two bags out to your car? Didn't you think that was a bit much for a day trip? And didn't you know that was Ian's cabin? As for kidnapping your wife (and yes, it is kidnapping), who do you think you are? No, she shouldn't have slept with another man, but you haven't exactly been acting like a man lately anyway. A real man doesn't treat his wife the way you've been treating Lucy. Get some help, and I don't mean from Dr. Fox!

Rafe, now that you finally got Alison the proof she so desperately needed, is there a reason why you didn't just tell her about Ed? She already knows you used to be a guardian angel. Why didn't you just tell her that your former boss is also your father? Hello??? Anybody in there???

Alison, you're annoying me. Every time you disregard what Rafe wants you to do, you get in trouble. Last time, it almost got you killed. This time, all he asked you to do was lock yourself in your room while he disposed of Joshua's body. He specifically told you to stay away from your mother's room. So what did you do? You didn't bother to lock the door, and you went straight to your mother's room. That turned out well, didn't it?

Marissa, Marissa, Marissa. Didn't I warn you about acting like a moron? You've really done it this time. You just couldn't leave it alone, could you? You had to steal Reese's film, get it developed, and look at the photos--right out in public! You might have had a chance if you had at least waited until you got home. Instead, your actions got you sent back to wherever you came from, and you'll never remember anything about Port Charles. Poor Jamal didn't deserve this.

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