Top 10 ways to show a man you love him, Amber Forrester style!
by Kelly D.
1. Play his hard-to-get baby sitter then have a relationship
with him behind his mother's back.
2. Get pregnant with his child then loose it during delivery
and pass your cousin's child off as his!
3. Enlist the aid of your crazy mother to help keep the
secret, and even make your cousin lie to keep your secrets so your loved
one will continue to play the fool.
4. Mess around with your old flames while dating your
5. Give him your kidney when you feel bad about causing his
6. Steal his mother's jewelry out of her safe and then put
7. Fantasize about his sister's husband while you are
getting a massage.
8. Convince him not to give his shares in the family company
to his brother, who deserves them, and create World War III in his family!
9. Develop an addiction to pills and stay comatose,
completely avoiding him!
10. Lie to him over and over and over then beg for
forgiveness and say you will never lie again---then lie again!
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