As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 4/29/09

PLEASE CLICK TO DONATE TO OUR SITE!!!!

Provided By Elayna

Janet: Boy, it's a good thing Emma didn't see this mess. This kitchen is sacred ground. See these canisters over here? Boy, I haven't seen anything this old since I was in the museum. [ Laughs ] And this. This -- this canister right here, I think that Cleopatra owned the same one. The exact same one. It's a good thing your ex-husband didn't dent this. He'd be banned from this kitchen for life.

Janet: Sweetheart, getting your heart broken is never easy. But you get over it. Especially when you're young.

Liberty: Yeah, well, you didn't.

Janet: It's a whole different story, sweetie.

Liberty: You had a kicking, screaming reminder in your face every moment.

Craig: Jack, I know you're the detective and I'm sure I'm out of line by trying to tell you what the law is.

Jack: Oh, I'd say.

Craig: But no matter how ticked off you are, I am the court-appointed trustee, which means I have every legal right to let Parker buy a car.

Jack: This isn't about the car.

Carly: Then what is it about, Jack?

Jack: Smuggling.

Craig: Oh, well, then, with all respect, exporting alcohol isn't illegal, either.

Jack: Not alcohol, Craig. Weapons.

Craig: So if one drunk hits another drunk with one of our bottles, that's our fault, too?

Carly: What guns?

Craig: What difference does it make? It has nothing to do with us. Jack, you disappoint me. If you want to frame me, I thought you'd be a little more creative about it.

Jack: Tell that to the guy we found stabbed to death down at the docks.

Margo: Hello, Craig.

Craig: We might as well tell you now. We confess.

Carly: Craig!

Craig: No, there's no denying it, Carly. We've finally driven poor detective Snyder completely insane.

Margo: Don't do this. Don't joke.

Craig: You know, you sound like Jack. Is that a cop thing?

Margo: These are serious charges.

Craig: And I'm giving it all the seriousness it deserves.

Carly: Would you like to tell us what's going on here, please?

Craig: Yeah, because crime dog here has been a little sketchy on the details.

Margo: Do you know who killed him? Do you know what he was doing with these guns?

Craig: Are we being charged?

Jack: Not yet.

Craig: Then why should we help you make a case against us?

Jack: Of course you don't. How many times you gonna do this to yourself, you gonna let some guy charm your pants off, and then the next thing you know --

Carly: Don't you talk to me like that!

Jack: Tell me this isn't another Simon Frasier!

Carly: It doesn't matter what I tell you. You're gonna believe what you want -- you always do.

Jack: I'm making a point.

Carly: What, that I'm a smuggler? That I'm a murderer? Add that to lousy wife, miserable mother, and town drunk. You can lock me away for good.

Craig: I'm being arrested, and I don't intend to spend the night here. I know it's late, but if you're not here in the next 10 minutes, then that retainer I gave you will be the last penny you ever see from me.

Margo: You almost had me this time, Craig.

Craig: Did I?

Margo: Yeah. Yeah, the way you behave with Johnny, and you've made peace with Donovan, didn't hold a grudge with Lucy -- I thought that you had really changed.

Craig: Hmm. And now you're disappointed.

Margo: Yeah.

Craig: Poor you.

Margo: Hmm. But you know what I've come to realize about people?

Craig: Hmm?

Margo: They don't change. They just become more of who they really are.

Craig: Did you ever wonder if you could be a better detective if you didn't always jump to conclusions?

Liberty: We were doing the right thing. We should go ahead with it. But you were right, mom. It's gonna be so long before we're gonna be able to be friends again.

Janet: Give him some time.

Liberty: Yeah? Like a decade?

Back to The TV MegaSite's ATWT Site

Try today's ATWT transcript, short recap or detailed update!

FEEDBACK

We don't read the guestbook very often, so please don't post QUESTIONS, only COMMENTS, if you want an answer. Feel free to email us with your questions by clicking on the Feedback link above! PLEASE SIGN-->

View and Sign My Guestbook Bravenet Guestbooks

HELP SUPPORT THESE GREAT CAUSES!

  Stop Global Warming

Click here to help fight hunger!
Fight hunger and malnutrition.
Donate to Action Against Hunger today!

Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign
Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign!

Click to donate to the Red Cross!
Please donate to the Red Cross to help disaster victims!

Support Wikipedia

Save the Net Now

DONATE NOW!



Help Katrina Victims!

eXTReMe Tracker

   Pagerank of tvmegasite.net  

Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:

Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading