As The World Turns Best Lines Monday 2/9/09

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Henry: Listen, if people think they're spending their money on something special, they will keep spending it. And there's a lot of special in here.

Carly: Is it legal?

Henry: Carly, if cosmetic companies can sell hope in a jar for 100 bucks a pop, we can sell it in a Martini for ten.

Craig: Haven't you heard? Vodka is the new form of artistic expression of the fashion elite. And since you happen to be a designer already in your own right --

Carly: Okay, so you want me to go from approving fabric swatches to making Moonshine?

Henry: And what is your excuse for being in a bar in the middle of the day?

Brad: It's me and Katie.

Henry: What? I thought things were back on track with you guys.

Brad: Yeah, you know, they are. It's just, you know, until she decided that all she wants to do is have sex.

Henry: And this is a problem, why, exactly?

Brad: Yeah. Yeah, she's really bummed. I mean, it doesn't mean she can never have kids. She just has to wait.

Henry: Well, if you ask me, I think the whole baby-makes-three scenario is just completely overrated. I say wait forever.

Henry: Then put your foot down.

Brad: Why do you think I'm here?

Henry: You don't have to swear off sex completely. I mean, there are precautions you can take to keep the stick from turning blue.

Brad: Getting Katie to use them is the problem.

Henry: If she won't, then it's up to you, my man. Put your foot down.

Dusty: Meg, what are you doing here?

Paul: (To Josie) What'd you do? Hang up on me and hit speed dial?

Brad: I never thought I'd be hiding out in a bar to avoid having sex with my wife.

Henry: Sex-starved spouse at 1:00.

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