As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 4/25/07


Provided By Elayna

Katie: Why don't you stick to the script. We're supposed to be branding ourselves by saying the same thing every day. If it's informative and fun. Outrageous and provocative. It's happening on "Oakdale now."

Brad: Okay, well provocative has too many syllables. And who even knows what that means? Provocative. But sexy is -- well, is me. Look at me -- you think sexy, you know, which makes you think of "Oakdale now." Get it? Get it? Okay.

Katie: A visitor? Ooh, is it a guy? Is he tall, dark and handsome?

Henry: No, he's tall, glum and lovelorn.

Katie: Henry! Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!

Henry: I've been hiding. Which is difficult to do in broad daylight in a tux.

Henry: Yeah, yeah. Apparently he convinced Vienna that his body has some powers of recuperation.

Gwen: We put a bunch of, you know, Maddie's favorite movie scores on the CD, just to make prison, you know, a truly miserable experience.

Brad: See, that's where you're wrong, I do want to mess with you, I want to bust your instep, wrench your back, and make you look like a fool in front of the entire studio, just like you did to me! But I won't, you want to know why? You want to know why? Because I'm a gentleman!

Katie: A gentleman? Oh yes, you're such a gentleman. That is the first word that comes to mind when I see how you act.

Brad: Because I forget some girl's name? That's what's got you all twisted up?

Katie: Let's try Vienna. How long did you wait, an hour? Two --

Brad: Oh, you are such a -- god, you are such a fake! You're a fake, fake! Faker!

Katie: What, me?

Brad: Yeah, because, you know what? You never wanted those two to get married. I bet you were doing your secret little happy dance when Henry dumped Vienna at the altar.

Brad: Help you play cupid? Me? What do I know about love?

Katie: I'll teach you along the way.

Brad: Oh that --that fills me with confidence given your track record.

Henry: Again (as he cues the bartender for another shot)

Katie: No, no, no, no. He's had enough. Thanks --

Henry: Am I unconscious?

Katie: No.

Henry: Then I haven't had enough, bartender!

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