As The World Turns Best Lines Tuesday 2/13/07


Provided By Elayna

Brad: Darling, there's something you need to know about me, okay? If something goes wrong on my watch, okay -- if a person's going to get blamed, it's usually someone else. So I agree with you, it's all your fault.

Jack: Oh, I see. The police emergency you called me about was that you built a really tall tower. Congratulations.

Jack: You mean the place right by the door with the light blue lane markings and the prominent sign with the wheelchair on it? It's not for the morally handicapped, Brad. It's illegal for you to park there.

Brad: Okay, I have one accidental slip up, and they put my car -- my ride -- in car jail? I mean, come on, this town is harsh.

Jack: Then move.

Jack: Okay, the things that Vienna likes to do cost lots and lots and lots and lots of money.

Brad: I can charge it, but I can't charge this car thing.

Jack: Okay, can we spend, like, 15 minutes -- 15 seconds, actually -- in the real world? When the bills come in, how do you expect to pay for them?

Brad: You don't have to pay at all, you know?

Will: Well, at least we know he's not flying out.

Jade: Yeah, maybe we should go to the bus station. We know he didn't get a flight.

Will: Are you kidding? He wouldn't take a bus. He'd hire a limo.

Brad: Kim, I'm sorry. I can't start tonight.

Jack: Yes, yes, he can. You start tonight or I give Vienna a full report on your financials. And believe me, she knows how to calculate net worth. When does he start?

Jack: Think about it, brad. You've got to take this job that Kim offered, or you won't be able to afford your rent at Emma's.

Brad: I don't think I want to be your brother anymore.

Vienna: No, no, no, no, no. Stop right there. You know, I don't do rain checks. And you don't get to cancel me, I cancel you. Starting right now. I met a very distinguished, nice gentleman at the bar who was explaining to me about all the tax advantages for his house in Monaco. Interesting, and very fascinating. Ta-ta. Jack

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