As The World Turns Best Lines Wednesday 4/12/06

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Katie: Oh, maybe we should go back upstairs and reset your clock.

Mike: But you're all dressed.

Katie: Yeah, but that's the thing about clothes. You put 'em on and you can take 'em off.


Will: Why do you get to have a life and I get to do calculus?

Gwen: Because it's a lot easier to write an essay on a book you've never read than to ace a quiz that you haven't even finished the chapter for in calculus.

Will: Okay, so, you take the quiz and I'll write the essay?

Gwen: Okay, sure. Harrison is blind, but I do think she would notice if William Munson walked into her class with bleach-blonde hair.


Will: Listen, I know you want to fix your family, but just don't get any ideas about my family. It's bad enough that we're living with my dad. Just wait until my mother tries to plot her next move.

Gwen: She's kind of been leaving us alone.

Will: Yeah, but that never lasts. You know, she's dangerous, okay? Just stay away from her. She's like that alligator that offers to give the little mouse a lift to the other side of the water and then just swallows it, you know?

Gwen: Okay, I got it. I'll never take a lift from your mother.


Paul: Wait a minute. You wait a minute! Now listen, you are my wife, and if there's a problem between us, then we need to talk about this.

Emily: Talk? Remember what happened the last time we decided to have a little chat about how you betrayed me, I shot you in the back. You want to go there again?


Casey: She asked about you, I said I'd heard you and that you were surprisingly okay.

Gwen: Wow, you really went overboard there.


Paul: You know, I'm worried about you. You've have no sleep. And you're so upset about everything. You're blowing everything out of proportion. I don't think it's a good idea for you to get behind the wheel of a car.

Emily: Oh, there's an idea. I can run over your lover with me car.

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