As The World Turns Best Lines Friday 10/12/05

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Gwen: Everything. Here I am, in another crummy room. Cops are probably out looking for me. They catch me, they'll take my baby. I'll probably never get him back. Your life is trashed because you came along. Everything is a total mess. And I'm so happy.

Will: Well, it's gotta be like a year before he says his first word, and then it'll be something helpful like mama, or dada. Scissors.

Gwen: Scissors?

Will: My mother says it was the first word I said. She was doing a lot of designing when I was little. She said I wanted to help.

Gwen: I say you wanted to be armed.

Will: With her? Oh yeah.

Maddie: Henry, what's a mainframe server?

Henry: A burly waiter?

Maddie: An isp?

Henry: A lisp without an L.

Maddie: What are you doing in this job? You are no way qualified to be mr. Dot com's assistant.

Henry: It's a perfect fit, madeline. He needs help getting organized, and I need an outrageous salary.

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