All My Children Best Lines Friday 7/29/11


Provided By Eva

Janet: [Inhales and exhales] We celebrate the sun, and we bow to the earth.

Annie: This is not working for me.

Janet: The earth asks the chatty people to shut up. We are one with the universe.

Marian: I'm sorry you didn't have more time with Jack, Erica.

Erica: He has things to do.

Janet: Eyes, Marian. And we close the pose.

Erica: What are you doing?

Janet: Therapeutic yoga -- relieves stress, helps focus the mind. Where were we?

Erica: Focusing the mind.

Janet: Oh! Exactly. Oh, you should try it. What with everything you've been through, you're crazy not to.

Erica: More like the other way around.

Marian: There's a mat right here next to me.

Erica: No, no. I prefer not to have my back to Annie.

Annie: Here we go again. Like her stabbings are justified?

Janet: Let's "ohm" it out, ladies.

Annie: I'm just saying the only one who's been stabbing people lately is her.

Marian: I'm sure she regrets it, Annie.

Erica: No, the only thing I regret is not finishing the job.

Janet: Ohm-mmm! Ohm-mmm! Ohh-whoa-whoa-whoa.

[Janet, Marian, Annie chant]

Marian: My back is killing me. Ohh.

Janet: All right, everybody lie down. Get ready for the corpse.

Marian: Oh, please, Janet, get over the corpse pose. We know it's your favorite. Could you try to be a little less morbid, ok?

Janet: What is so morbid about a corpse?

Annie: See? This is why I so don't belong in here.

Janet: You killed your brother.

Annie: At least I didn't kill my husband.

Marian: At least I didn't kill anybody recently.

Janet: Not for want of trying.

Erica: Oh, would you all please stop comparing body counts?

Annie: And we should listen to you because you're the sane one?

Nurse: We've got a new patient.

Erica: Oh, great. What new ghost from my past? Opal?

Opal: I got the cure for whatever ails you, ladies: Makeovers! Glamorama glamazon power will save you all!

Erica: Oh, there must be some mistake. This woman is not crazy.

Opal: Scissors? Scissors? Anybody got scissors? Who wants to be first?

Nurse: She was trying to trim the hedges at the gate, shape them into hearts?

Janet: I'm gonna sign you up for arts and crafts class.

[Chimes ring]

Nurse: Oh, I have to take care of that. Just wait here until the doctor's ready to see you.

Erica: Opal, what on earth are you doing?

Opal: I think you could use a mud mask, or maybe just some hair. Let me take a good whack at that hair! I got my snippers here someplace.

Marian: I like my hair just the way it is, Opal, ok?

Opal: What are you gawking at, girlie girl?

Annie: You're not crazy.

Opal: Oh, yeah? No complimentary blowout for you.

Annie: Oh, you think I would let you touch me?

Opal: At least I wouldn't be using a tire iron.

Annie: That was self-defense!

Opal: Oh, yeah! And I'm a natural blond!

Janet: I am really happy to see you, although I'm not entirely surprised. With the tea leaves and those woo-doo feelings that you get, it was just a matter of time.

Opal: I'm seeing a Mohawk on you, a blue Mohawk.

Janet: I will let you snip away, as long as you give me some news about my Amanda, or her Trevor, or even that doctor that she thinks she loves.

Marian: And Liza and Colby -- any news of them? Have you heard anything about Liza and Colby at all?

Nurse: You'll have to get reacquainted later, ladies. Yoga hour is over. Back to your rooms.

Janet: But we didn't do our savasana!

Marian: Don't say "shiv" anything in front of Annie.

Nurse: Ladies, please.

Erica: Opal, what are you doing?

Opal: I'm busting you out of here.

Back to AMC Best Lines

Back to the TV MegaSite's AMC Site

Try today's AMC transcript, short recap or detailed update!

Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:

Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading


We don't read the guestbook very often, so please don't post QUESTIONS, only COMMENTS, if you want an answer. Feel free to email us with your questions by clicking on the Feedback link above! PLEASE SIGN-->

View and Sign My Guestbook Bravenet Guestbooks


  Stop Global Warming

Click here to help fight hunger!
Fight hunger and malnutrition.
Donate to Action Against Hunger today!

Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign
Join the Blue Ribbon Online Free Speech Campaign!

Click to donate to the Red Cross!
Please donate to the Red Cross to help disaster victims!

Support Wikipedia

Save the Net Now


Help Katrina Victims!

eXTReMe Tracker

   Pagerank of