All My Children Best Lines Thursday 7/28/11


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Janet: Have no fear. You just follow my lead and your time in here is going to zoom by. Now, this arts and crafts class, for example -- we always have so much fun.

Erica: "We"?

Janet: Me and my friends. They're your friends, too, now that I think about it -- oh, how wonderful -- and there's one now. Yoo-hoo! M-Chan!

Erica: Marian?

Marian: Erica, my darling. Who are you visiting?

Janet: She's not visiting. So I'm J-Dill, in case you haven't cracked the code, and you know what that makes you: E-Kay.

Erica: No, it doesn't. Marian, how are you?

Marian: Darling, I'm a lot better than I was the last time you saw me.

Erica: Oh, that's so good.

Marian: But then, of course, my poor, dear Stuart --

Janet: Save that for the private counseling time. Oh. And, of course, here's another of our posse. I'm sure you remember A-Chan.

Annie: How could she forget?

Erica: How could I possibly forget a person who tried to kill me?

Annie: With a knife, no less. Sound familiar, Erica? Gosh, I still can't get over it -- all of the grief I get for stabbing you, and then you turn around and do the exact same thing.

Erica: Not quite.

Annie: So my blade was bigger.

Erica: I'm talking about your sanity -- or lack of it.

Annie: Oh. And you're just, what, taking a tour of Oak Haven today?

Erica: My circumstances are completely different than yours, completely unlike psychotic you.

Annie: Do not call me that.

Erica: Oh. Ok. Sorry. You still prefer to be called "Crazy Annie"?

Janet: No, no, no, no! We are all friends.

Erica: No, this woman was never my friend.

Annie: Do you hear her? You are in a mental institution. You might want to cool it with the above-it-all attitude.

Janet: I would put you both in a freezer if I could! Kidding. Ha! No, we just all need a refresher about the rules, hmm? Discussions about past transgressions are forbidden. This is a place where we move forward. So if you get angry, take it out on a hunk of clay. Although, you're probably a more macramé kind of girl, aren't you?

Erica: A macra-what?

Marian: Oh, darling, you remember. We had those hanging plants in the seventies with all those twisted knots in them?

Janet: So we would make such a good team, E-Kay, like -- like when that time we buried your pill-pushing doctor in your backyard?

Annie: And I'm the psychotic one?

Erica: He was not actually dead.

Annie: Oh. That makes it so much better.

Janet: Focus. We could put out a line of our own dolls: Dillon-Kane designs. All right, fine, fine. Kane-Dillon designs -- we'll go with that. As long as my name is next to yours, I am happy. We'll make a killing! What? It's just an expression.

Scott: Madison?

Madison: Hasn't been that long, has it?

Scott: No, no, no. It's that you just look different.

Madison: "Different" good?

Scott: You look great. Then again, you'd look great in a potato sack, so --

Madison: It's for my new line at Fusion.

Scott: Your new line?

Madison: It's called "Fierce."

Scott: "Fierce." Wow. That's great. And it's good to hear that Kendall and Greenlee are finally taking you seriously. Then again, they would have to in that fierce outfit.

Madison: And I'm scarfing down a hot dog?

Scott: Yeah, but this is not just any ordinary hot dog, is it? This? No, no. This is an overpriced park steamer cart stick of meat, and why are we such suckers?

Madison: I don't know. Ha ha! Mustard on my face?

Scott: No. I'm just taking in the new Madison.

Madison: How have you been?

Scott: Ah. I'm doing all right. I'm getting my hours in at the hospital, working on my dad's house. Good to be working with my hands again and, you know -- but I guess I don't have to ask you how you're doing.

Madison: No?

Scott: Because by the looks of things, it looks like you took the world by the reins and told it right where to go.

Scott: I swear that squirrel right there has been following me.

Madison: Probably just wants the crumbs from your hot dog.

Scott: I thought it was my winning personality.

Madison: Heh. That, too.

Scott: Yeah.

Madison: When I came out here, I was so frustrated. Thank you for making me smile.

Scott: Anytime. Of course, the first one is on the house, but after that, cha-ching. Ok? Oh. It's hard, isn't it, to keep from smiling when you want to? When you really want to smile there it is. It's going. You're losing it. You can't keep it up. There -- oh! Time to pay up.

Madison: Yeah, maybe if this line ever gets off the ground.

Scott: Whoa. Not "if." "When."

Madison: So what are you doing out here? You escaping, too?

Scott: Chandler's in such meltdown that they've even been reaching out to me. J.R. -- he's no better. And the only stress relief I have is working on my dad's gatehouse, so --

Madison: Gatehouse? I'd like to see that.

Scott: You should come by sometime -- and bring a hammer. You can work off those smiles.

Madison: Deal.

Scott: Ok.

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