All My Children Best Lines Friday 7/15/11


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Opal: You're not being true to the gal pal I know.

Jane: Would just stop with all the "tarnation" and the hokum-yokum? If you don't like something that I'm doing, would you just say it to me in English?

Jack: Erica?

Kendall: You're sick, aren't you? That's what this whole thing is about. So you're trying to push us away, and you're trying to insult us so that we'll give you your space when, really, that is the last thing that you need. It's ok, Mom. We're here for you. You can tell us what's wrong.

Tad: I got to hand it to your mother. She put a hell of a lot of work into this thing.

J.R.: Yeah, it's a hell of a game, though, right?

Tad: What, life?

J.R.: You draw a card and you win a wife. You win a house. You win a dog -- yeah, you got to have the dog, right? Just pick a card and win. If only life were that easy.

Tad: At least there's no "do not pass go, go straight to jail" card.

J.R.: I've done that more than once. Yeah, you know that I -- the house, right? I won the house. The wife? Yeah, I won her: Babe, the rock. And then I tried to get the house and the wife, but it just didn't work out that way, did it?

Tad: No, I guess not. Babe is gone. But I know how much you love Marissa. J.R., you're already sitting on top of your jackpot. You keep at it, you'll make it work.

J.R.: Yeah, the only problem is, is that I'm not in charge, the cards are. And in this game, my particular game, you try to win, but you lose. You lose, and you lose, and you lose. And you try, and you try, and you just keep on losing, right? And you take the car and you hold on with both hands on the wheel, and you just end up in the Pigeon Hollow swamp anyway. So --

Tad: So you dig yourself out.

J.R.: Yeah, I used to do that, but I'm done fighting. Yeah, I'm done fighting. See, I crash and burn! Story of my life.

Jack: You and Hayward, you're sleeping together?

Jane: Yes, yes, we are.

Opal: What the hell did he give you, libidizone?

Jane: David didn't give me anything except understanding.

Jack: I got to get out of here.

Bianca: Uncle Jack, you know she doesn't mean it.

Jane: Yes, I do mean it. I love David.

Jack: You're not in love. What you are is out of control. You need help, Erica. You need a therapist.

Opal: Or an exorcist.

Jane: I am sorry.

Opal: You won't be hearing "gal pal" from me anymore, ok, because my gal pal is gone.

Greenlee: You son of a bitch.

David: I'm flattered.

Greenlee: What?

David: Yeah. After all the time you've been spending trying to get Erica away from me, I guess I was right. You're just jealous.

Greenlee: I used to think that there was some good in you. I was wrong.

Jane: Oh, thank God she's gone. And thank you so much for coming to my rescue, because I just don't know what I would've done if you hadn't. I mean, all these people who say they love me, just behaving so hatefully.

Kendall: All right, you stop it, Mother! You stop it right now!

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