All My Children Best Lines Tuesday 3/29/11


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Marissa: Yeah? Um, I've got an early morning tomorrow, so --

J.R.: You want me gone?

Marissa: Yes.

J.R.: I got it. Ahem.

Marissa: And thank you for the ride.

J.R.: Yeah. Can I try to say what I really meant?

Marissa: How many lawyers does it take to get rid of one ex-husband?

J.R.: Just one. Hey. Oh, by the way, spring break is coming up. I was thinking about taking A.J. down at Disney World. You should come.

Marissa: Unbelievable!

J.R.: What? We could get the Mickey ears and all that. It'll be great.

Erica: Caleb, everything I said is true. You really need to accept it.

Caleb: Mixed messages are why I can't accept it. It's a good speech, though.

Erica: So you refuse to listen?

Caleb: I am listening. So what else?

Erica: Why are you doing this?

Caleb: Why am I doing what? You invited me here. You told me what's on your mind, and I'm telling you what I feel. Uh-oh. Did you hear that? I'm talking about my feelings. For 20 years I have shut myself off from the world, so I wouldn't have to deal with my feelings. And now here I am. I am not confused. I am not anxious. I am frustrated, but it's got nothing to do with my son. It's you.

Erica: Caleb, my plane crashed into your house. It was a coincidence.

Caleb: A coincidence? Coincidence, fate -- call it whatever you want, but it is what it is, and nothing has been the same since for either one of us. Dorothy, aliens could've landed on my front porch, and I wouldn't have batted an eye. Heh! But you crash into my mountain. You destroy my home. You scare my dog off. You start bossing me around, telling me to carry your luggage for you. And look where I am. Look where I am. I'm changed because of you. It's real. It's not going away.

Erica: Caleb, you have to stop this right now.

Caleb: You want me to stop because what I'm feeling, you're feeling, too.

Erica: Look, I have a date with Jack later, and I made a mistake of postponing it for this.

Caleb: Seems to be a pattern, doesn't it? You make plans with him, you end up with me.

Erica: I have a life. I have a rich, wonderful life. I don't need another business to run. I don't need another hand to hold. Look, for the last time, I love Jack. I'm gonna marry Jackson. So you have to give up this fantasy.

Caleb: It's not a fantasy. I've waited a long time to feel alive again. I can wait for you.

Erica: You want to wait? Wait. But you'll only be wasting the next half of your life, while I will be blissfully happy with the man I love.

Caleb: I'm sure things will be fine for a while. But -- some night you're gonna be lying in bed looking up at the ceiling. And some morning you're gonna look in the mirror, and you're gonna say to yourself, "What have I done?" You call me.

Erica: So you came here on business?

Krystal: Yeah. Jack needed some briefs.

Erica: Ha! Yeah, men and their briefs -- you should know.

Krystal: Ha ha! You know me, Erica. I just always try to be nice.

Erica: I think you made up an excuse to see my fiancé. He didn't bite, so you threw yourself overboard.

Krystal: I slipped.

Erica: Right out of your skirt.

Krystal: You have a lot of nerve throwing around accusations, considering what you're doing with Caleb.

Erica: Caleb and I are business partners, nothing more.

Krystal: Anyone with eyeballs knows that's not true.

Erica: No, you've convinced yourself that I'm going after Caleb, so you can try to get your claws into Jack.

Krystal: You are way off base!

Erica: No, I'm not. Here you are, half naked, reeking of desperation -- and seaweed.

Krystal: You know what? You can just think what you want.

Erica: I think on your way out, you need to grab a hairbrush and what scraps of your dignity you can find.

Krystal: I'm not gonna do this.

Erica: I know the little theory you have cooked up in that very airhead of yours. You think that if you wait long enough, eventually I'll break up with Jack. Well, you are just wasting your time. Adios. Ohh!

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