All My Children Best Lines Wednesday 3/23/11


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Cara: Oh, my God. What happened?

Tad: That's what I've been trying to get out of him.

Cara: What happened to your face?

Griffin: Shaving.

Tad: You use a machete?

Cara: You ticked off those casino people? So protecting Kendall turned you into a punching bag? Is that right?

Griffin: There was a scuffle.

Tad: "A scuffle"?

Griffin: Yeah. You should see the other guy and his 3 buddies.

Erica: Yes, I know. I'll be there. And you, get ready for some very heavy-duty wedding planning when I get home.

Jack: Hmm. I'll be ready. How about you, Caleb? Are you ready for what's coming?

Caleb: I'm not the one being dragged down the aisle.

Jack: "Dragged"? My friend, I am racing to the altar. And let me tell you, the wedding is just the beginning. Then I'm gonna take my bride on the honeymoon of her dreams. It could be weeks -- months, even -- before we come back. So I do hope you can figure out a way to manage without your partner.

Cara: You won't need stitches.

Griffin: Good. Then we're done.

Cara: Take your shirt off.

Griffin: Would you tell her I'm fine?

Cara: Look. If this is any indication of what's under that, take it off, please.

Griffin: Pushy.

Cara: Take off the shirt, or I'll cut it off your back!

Tad: Don't look at me. I'm not the one that caught the beating.

Griffin: Traitor.

Cara: Let's go. Griff. You're gonna need stitches.

Griffin: You're overreacting. It's superficial.

Cara: Ok. Sure, Doc. Whatever you say. Let me just remind you that you are a surgeon, and you probably shouldn't do anything that would risk your lovely hands.

Griffin: She really has no respect for her older brother.

Cara: Let's see what's going on here, shall we?

Griffin: Ooh!

Cara: Oh. There's a cracked rib.

Griffin: Cara.

Cara: Wait a minute. There's two. I thought you were gonna keep him safe, Tad.

Tad: Unfortunately, he takes suggestions about as well as you do.

Cara: You obviously ticked somebody off.

Tad: I'd say a couple "somebodies." I'm sure you can take it from here.

Griffin: The meeting was canceled. I went anyway.

Tad: And they rolled out the red carpet for you, didn't they?

Griffin: I charmed them as best I could.

Cara: You're lucky you still have your teeth.

Tad: So I take it you didn't get in to see this Diana Holden?

Griffin: I tried to. But when I tried to barge into her office, four guys showed up. They took me out to an alley. They tried to teach me a couple lessons, I taught a couple back.

Tad: Hey, far be it for me, but if they cared enough to do something like this, they just might have something to hide.

Griffin: I'm thinking the same exact thing.

Cara: Yeah? Or maybe they just don't like people messing in their private businesses, Griff!

Griffin: That's possible, too. Let me do this, please.

Cara: You do it. You just do everything.

Griffin: Look, if Kendall's the one in danger, I'm not gonna let a couple of goons scare me away.

Cara: Look, I get it. I get it. You want to protect her. And I get it that you want to find out if these people are involved in Zach's death. Can you just promise me one thing, and you won't put yourself in danger like this ever again?

Griffin: I can't do that any more than you can.

Tad: Maybe you got a point. If all we've got to go on is your bad feeling because of the word "sweetheart" in a letter, and a couple of broken ribs, because you decided to push your way into somebody's office, maybe we shouldn't call the cops.

Griffin: Thank you.

Tad: Griff, do me a favor. Don't thank me, ok? Did you notice that I used the word "we," not "you"? Do you have any idea how much trouble I'm in right now? My one job is to keep you safe. I have to go home with her. We got into this together. That means we go through it together, ok? Whatever we find, we do it as a team. We watch each other's back. So no more of this macho superhero "me against the world" crap, ok?

Griffin: But I already ordered the cape.

Tad: Ohh --

Cara: Maybe this'll help.

Griffin: I told you I don't want any more pain meds.

Kendall: Oh, my God, what happened to you?

Griffin: I'm fine.

Kendall: No, no, you're a mess. You've got a cut on your face. There's pain medication. What happened to you?

Cara: You gonna tell her?

Griffin: It's kind of embarrassing.

Kendall: What? What happened? You took your big date out to dinner, and she didn't like you, so she beat the hell out of you?

Tad: It sounds fun to me.

Griffin: I was opening the door for her, like the gentleman that I am. I opened a little too hard and fast. What are you doing here? Hmm? You just happened to be passing through?

Kendall: I wanted to be a part of this big bachelor auction for Fusion. Your turn.

Griffin: I already told you.

Kendall: You lied.

Griffin: Good news is that I am getting out of here. Ugh.

Kendall: Ok. See? You winced.

Griffin: I didn't wince.

Kendall: I distinctively heard a wince.

Tad: It's probably just gas.

Griffin: Look, I'm fine. Ok? I hit a door. There's no need for drama.

Kendall: Open your shirt. Just -- all right. Excuse me. Excuse me. Ok. There is no way in hell a door did that to you.

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