All My Children Best Lines Wednesday 9/22/10


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Asher: You look really familiar. Are you an actress or something?

Annie: Right. Yes, because I live in Pine Valley, not sunny Los Angeles.

Asher: Well, you're beautiful enough to be an actress.

Annie: I'm Mrs. Chandler.

Asher: You can't be Colby's mom.

Annie: No. Her cousin-in-law.

Asher: Wait a minute. That's how I know you. I saw your picture in the paper.

Annie: My wedding announcement.

Asher: No, actually, it was something to do with the Chandler business. Guess you're more than just a pretty face.

Colby: Hello. Who rained on your corn flakes this morning?

J.R.: Your cousin is trying to destroy our company.

Colby: Scott is also your cousin.

J.R.: Not according to the DNA.

Colby: Ok. What is going on now?

J.R.: Scott brought Caleb on as an investor for Chandler Europe.

Colby: Palmer's nephew? That Caleb?

J.R.: The one who's after Chandler blood!

Colby: All right. Ok. Do not bite my head off right now.

J.R.: There's gotta be a way to stop this.

Colby: Well, we already have one murder investigation going on around here. We really --

J.R.: No, no, I am not letting Scott bring our company down. He's acting like he's got some sort of side deal with Caleb. Wait a minute. That might be the way to take Caleb out. Some way I get my hands on that deal

Annie: What do you want? You shouldn't be in here, J.R.

J.R.: Why not? Me so close to your bed giving you ideas?

Annie: Yeah, an idea maybe to slap you again.

J.R.: I wouldn't take it personally.

Annie: What? What do you want?

J.R.: I was just remembering. When I was a kid, Uncle Stuart used to watch this old black- and-white show, this famous ventriloquist act. Just a guy and his puppet. Uncle Stuart thought it was the funniest thing on the planet. He never laughed harder when he watched that show.

Annie: That's lovely. If you don't mind, I don't really feel --

J.R.: You see, I always tried to figure out why he found it so funny. Just this man and his puppet. I could never get over the fact that I could see the ventriloquist's lips moving.

Annie: Is there a point to this story?

J.R.: Uncle Stuart, he said it didn't matter, though. It was always about the jokes. The guy was pretty funny.

Annie: Good. That's great. If you don't mind --

J.R.: I can see your lips moving, Annie.

Annie: Excuse me?

J.R.: This whole idea to bring Caleb into the fold? That wasn't Scott's idea. That was yours. You see, you're so hell bent on getting back at me, you don't care if you destroy my family's company in the process.

Annie: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think you even know what you're talking about.

J.R.: My cousin has never been about fighting for power. All he's ever wanted was his place in the Chandler legacy and to be your husband. Come on, Annie. We both know why you married my father and then Scott right after that.

Annie: I married Scott because I love him.

J.R.: He's taking risks to box me in. And I sense your touch on every single one of them. What you also don't realize is by pushing your husband, you're putting him in a position that he's never going to survive from.

Annie: We'll see about that.

J.R.: Come on, Annie. Face it. Scott just doesn't have the killer instincts like we do. And deep down, you know it, too.

Annie: I'd like you to leave.

J.R.: You know, I should thank you.

Annie: For what?

J.R.: For showing me your hand. By pushing Scott the way that you have, I see that I'm starting to get to you.

Annie: You really think that I want you. You cannot be serious.

J.R.: Don't deny it.

Annie: I'm not gonna deny it. Actually, I want to show you something. This is me and my husband on our honeymoon. Look how happy we look. I think they call that newlywed bliss. Oh, so much fun. This one is great. This is where we had dinner. Really great place. They have fabulous steaks, although we weren't really into the food because we were so busy being, like, wrapped up in one another. Oh, so tasty, though. Mm. Mm. This is my favorite. This is us on our terrace at sunset. Emma was with the baby-sitter. We made love out there that night. Mm. That's a good one. No. Ha! This one I can't really show you. This -- I was in the shower and Scott got a little naughty with the camera, so I gotta hide that one. Oh, this is a good one.

J.R.: All right. I've seen enough.

Annie: Are you sure? I mean, there's plenty in here.

J.R.: What's your point, Annie?

Annie: I'm just curious how anyone could look at these pictures and not see how madly, utterly in love Scott and I are. Look at my eyes, J.R. Is that a woman who's thinking about anybody else besides the husband that she adores? So I think you have the roles reversed. If anyone has gotten to someone, I have gotten to you. Because you just cannot get over the fact that Scott has me, and you'll never have me again.

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