All My Children Best Lines Thursday 3/11/10


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Jesse [re. David]: You hear about his disguise? He took the chaplain's shirt and collar.

Ryan: Lovely. Isn't that sweet? Why does it not surprise me that he would steal from a clergyman? Isn't that fantastic?

Jesse: Well, apparently, he offered to make a huge donation to the chapel fund and then proceeded to lock the guy up in a closet.

Jack: Yeah, and the reason I came around on Ryan was because I realized how much he loves you and how much you love him. Stop pushing him away.

Greenlee: I don't know why this is so hard for you to understand. I can't be with Ryan for the same reason you can't be with Erica -- self-preservation.

Tad: I just want you to know, you cannot Eddie Haskell me.

Damon: Eddie who?

Tad: What do you mean, "Eddie who"? Eddie Haskell. "Leave It To Beaver"?

Damon: What are you talking about?

Tad: Never mind. It doesn't matter. God, I'm dealing with children. Look. The point is that everybody on this earth knows an Eddie Haskell, ok? Eddie Haskell is normally this loudmouth kid that thinks he knows all the right words to pull one over on an adult, ok? The only problem is, any adult with more than two dimes upstairs knows he's full of it.

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