All My Children Best Lines Friday 2/5/10


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Amanda: We heard about -- are you ok?

Krystal: Oh, yeah.

Jake: Stiff neck, which is more than I can say for Rob.

Krystal: All right, all right, all right.

Jake: Talk about falling on your own sword.

Tad: Dude, that is exactly what I said. Exactly.

Krystal: You know what? You Martin boys need a new act.

Jake: In fact, there was a sign on Rob's knee that said, "Sword, next 5 exits."

Tad: No, no, no, she's right, she's right, she's right, she's right. Look, there's nothing funny about a guy falling out of bed and breaking his --

Jake: Pogo stick. He broke his pogo stick.

Opal: All I gotta say is if David really has packed up his nastiness and taken it on the road, then who is gonna explain these tea leaves?

Tad: Ma sees trouble a-comin'. We're all convinced it's a-comin' from David.

David: The real challenge will be getting people to attend, especially Ryan and Erica. They'd just as soon burn this chapel down than attend any joyous occasion for me.

Greenlee: Sweetheart, this is Pine Valley. They won't be able to help themselves. They'll have to know, every single one of them. And Erica? You were an item once. There's no way she ever forgets a man that she's been with. She'll be here. You can count on it. And just to show how fabulous she is, she'll have to bring her new little boy toy Ryan. I mean, after all, they are Pine Valley's new glamour couple. Erica would never let you forget that.

David: You have it all figured out, don't you?

Greenlee: I'm dead but I'm not stupid. Do you have a pen?

David: Yeah.

Greenlee: And paper? You're so prepared. Ok. This is the name of the woman who designed my wedding gown -- you know, the one that got "shredded" when I "died."

David: You want to use the same designer?

Greenlee: Why mess with perfection? Oh, and about the invite list? I want one sent to Kendall and Zach. I know they're out of town, but I want one sent to them.

David: You really think they'll attend?

Greenlee: I would love it so much -- to see Kendall's face when she's eyeball to eyeball with the woman whose man she slept with. I mean, I can just hear it now -- "Oh, if I'd only known you were alive, I never would've slept with Ryan or given Fusion to Mother." Bitch. I was trapped in that hole for months with her husband. Did I sleep with him? No. Can't believe Zach has stayed married to Kendall. She's the most infuriating, stubborn pain in the ass.

David: You miss her.

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