All My Children Best Lines Monday 4/20/09


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Amanda: It breaks my heart when you call it "my baby." This kid can't be happy and be mine, too. David will never let up on us.

Jake: Well, you know, he's not a God. He just thinks he is. We'll fight him.

Zach: The doctor told me that Ian's doing better all the time, and he seems comfortable, as comfortable with Ryan as he does with me, kind of like his mom.

Kendall: You're Ian's father, period. You will never have to fight for him. He will always be your son, and you will always be his dad.

Zach: Always, huh? I thought that went for us, too.

Kendall: See, this is what we do. This is why we don't work. I hurt you, and you hurt me.

Kendall: Wait a minute. What is that?

Zach: I think that's lipstick from the woman I just had sex with. Are we done?

Kendall: Who is she?

Zach: She didn't tell me her name.

Kendall: Oh, you picked up some tramp?

Zach: No, she was more like an MBA.

Zach: Well, she said it was, uh, too intense to be random.

Kendall: Nice. You mean like, uh, instant connection, soul mates from another life?

Zach: I don't believe in soul mates. I think what she meant was that I was probably thinking about you when I was having sex with her.

Liza: Well, I cannot tell a lie.

Jake: Really? When did that start?

Liza: Why isn't David Hayward on death row yet?

Jake: Because sociopaths tend to be very bright.

Liza: Young girls are still taken in by him?

Jake: Well, you know, you don't have to be in love to make a baby. Dogs can do it in a field.

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