All My Children Best Lines Tuesday 4/14/09


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Kendall: Mom -- oh, Mom. Thank God, you -- Ryan?

Ryan: Guys, I'm not armed, ok? Unarmed here.

Erica: Officers, he's a friend.

Ryan: Well, now you're breaking  my heart. I thought we were a lot more than that.

Erica: I'm perfectly safe.

Kendall: And naked, except for a blanket -- in a cabin in the woods with a bathtub and Ryan -- that's nice. Boy, this is really quite interesting. I can't wait to hear this one.

David: Well, I wouldn't be going to court right now if Babe were still alive. She lived for her son, gave her life for him. And I feel it's my responsibility to my daughter to make sure her son is safe. You can say what you will about Lavery. He's not out there fighting to destroy Spike's life. Or is he?

Zach: No, not all. He's still high on his last victory. Custody of my wife.

Kendall: Oh, it's not too late. I can call a stable and have them send over a white horse. You can ride around in your blanket. Lady Godiva in quilt.

Ryan: Why are you being so hard on your mom?

Kendall: Well, what am I saying that's so terrible? My mother loves being universally adored. There's no crime in that. I think it's kind of charming, actually. It's kind of sweet the way she does that.

Erica: I think that you're projecting your needs onto me.

Kendall: No, I'm not.

Erica: Oh, yes. You're the center of the Kendall-verse, and Ryan and Zach are your personal planets. Sweetheart, you simply cannot have two husbands, no matter how deeply you feel you deserve them.

David: Winning requires a constant flow of intelligence. You're supposed to know what happens with this case before it happens. If you can't do that, you're of no use to me. Even the janitor at the courthouse could have warned me the judge wanted to talk to Little Adam before the hearing.

Jay: I told you that.

David: After Krystal told me! After the judge already had his meeting with Little Adam! Too late for me to prep him. I could have prompted my grandson so easily. It would have taken an hour at the most.

Jay: The system doesn't usually operate like that.

David: Who the hell is talking about the system? That's how I operate!

Zach: Did you find your mother? You didn't call me.

Kendall: Yeah, yeah, I found her. If she had been abducted by aliens, the aliens would be in trouble.

Zach: Where was she?

Kendall: She was playing Lady Godiva without the benefit of a horse.

Zach: Not sure what that means.

Kendall: Yeah, well, she was in a cabin in the woods with a blanket, no shoes, a full bathtub, and a man.

Zach: Sounds like fun.

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