All My Children Best Lines Tuesday 10/14/08


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Annie: Zach blackmailed me into handing over my child. You must be thrilled.

Kendall: Oh, I will be when they lock your crazy ass in jail. I'm calling the police. No --

Annie: You know, Ryan and I were fine until he was hit with a bullet meant for you.

Kendall: Oh, don't kid yourself. He would have left you anyway.

Annie: Only because you and Greenlee just won't stay the hell out of my life.

Kendall: Oh, please, it was inevitable. Just like you going to prison. You got Richie locked up for a crime he didn't commit, and now you're going to prison for killing him -- it's perfect. Karma's a bigger bitch than you are.

Zach: Stop.

Kendall: You know what? She's psychotic. She turned her own brother into road kill.

Aidan: So what's your secret, Ryan?

Ryan: I'm -- I'm sorry?

Aidan: Well, you stole my wife from me. Annie's crazy about you, literally. And Kendall went above and beyond to carry your child. I'm just wondering what the hold is that you have on women. Huh?

Ryan: Greenlee, I think you should leave.

Aidan: How sweet. The man you love is protecting you from the man you pretended to love.

Carmen: What the hell did I walk in on at Fusion? You accused Jack of using me to make you jealous. Jack didn't use me. You did.

Erica: Oh, Carmen. I have held my tongue for quite some time now, but no more. By the time I finish with you, you're going to wish you were back in prison.

Carmen: Yeah, well, say whatever you want, but you used me to play with Jack's head.

Erica: I got you out of prison. I got you a job, I got you a -- a place to live. I helped you to transform your life. And -- and how did you show your appreciation? You pounced on my husband.

Carmen: How many times did I ask? "Are you cool with this, Erica? You sure you're all right, Erica?" You said go for it.

Erica: What planet are you from? How could you even ask? What was I supposed to say?

Carmen: Oh, you say one thing but mean the exact opposite, and I'm supposed to know?

Erica: Any woman knows that you don't ask, in the first place, a friend. I mean, you crossed the line, and you know it.

Carmen: Well, if I crossed the line, it's because you shoved me over it.

Erica: What?

Carmen: But that was all part of your plan, wasn't it? Push me to Jack so then you could reel him back in.

Erica: Are you absolutely crazy?

Carmen: Ah.

Erica: First you go after my husband, and then you accuse me? What you did was absolutely disgusting.

Carmen: "Disgusting"? Disgusting is pretending that you cared about me when all I was, was a charity case.

Erica: You were never a charity case to me, and you know that. I did care about you. Everything I did, I did from my heart. I thought you were my friend.

Carmen: I think you gave me the green light to go with Jack thinking poor, pathetic Carmen could never land your man. And I did -- easy.

Erica: I am the one who tried to get you to believe in yourself. I'm the one who tried to give you some self-esteem. I didn't know you were going to go after my husband.

Carmen: You think you're better than me, because you're rich and famous. Huh. Well, I don't need money, and I don't need you.

Erica: Rich and famous is your hang-up. I never thought that I was better than you, and you know that very, very well. But, boy, was I wrong about you. I thought you were my friend. I thought that you were real, but you are not real. You are jealous and competitive and phony.

Carmen: You know --

Erica: You're no better than that lowlife Mando who used you to rob a bank. Well, you used me as your get-out-of-jail-free ticket.

Carmen: Yeah -- inquieta. You know -- sabes porque? Porque tu eres la barata, ok? Tu eres la barata que no vales nada. Vete por el infierno.

Erica: You can swear at me all you want. I don't speak Spanish. I studied French. Ah!

Carmen: No, you're not so tough now, right, Superstar? Huh?

Erica: Take your hands off me! Are you out of your mind?

Carmen: Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Erica: Stop it! Stop it!

[Erica and Carmen's cat fight, tearing at their clothes]

Erica: Let me at her!

Carmen: Yeah. What? Guess what, she ripped my dress!

Adam: Yeah?

Carmen: Yeah, she's a liar, a user, and a fake!

Erica: You're the fake!

Adam: No, you can't call -- that's Erica Kane. You can't talk to her that way. Nobody can talk to her that way. Erica, Erica, calm down. Come on. All right -- go. Go collect your things. You're fired.

[Carmen scoffs]

Carmen: Please. I quit! And you, you, and your husband, lover, ex-- whatever -- can all go to hell.

Opal: I was sitting under the dryer, and I fell asleep. I had the worst nightmare.

Pete: Kill me now.

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