All My Children Best Lines Friday 5/2/08


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Krystal: Are you still having those panic attacks?

Adam: Uh, when you get your M.D., I'll let you play doctor.

Tad: Yeah, playing doctor with my wife. You'd love that, wouldn't you?

Adam: Oh, yes. Yes, that sounds delicious. Krystal, would you leave us alone for, oh, 30 seconds or -- or a month or --

J.R.: The buttons, Dad, the buttons. Just -- just tell them about the buttons.

Krystal: What -- what buttons?

J.R.: He woke up the other morning. All the buttons on his shirt were gone.

Tad: Oh, my God, no. I tried that with my pants once. In general, women don't fall for it.

J.R.: And he said a glass flew across the room.

Adam: No, no. It broke. Broke. That's -- that's all I said.

J.R.: And he's hearing things.

Adam: No, not things. Music. I'm not crazy. I'm not imagining things. Things are happening, but you're going to have to get Mr. Homo-rejectus out of the room, because I don't just say these things in front of, um --

Tad: Real people? Oh, by all means, we'll let you get back to the flying cocktail party with your imaginary friends.

Adam: Get out, Martin.

Tad: Oh, no. No way. Not on your life. If this is leading up to some kind of field trip to the happy tablet hotel, I want to drive the car.

J.R.: Yeah, you know what? You're not helping.

Tad: Helping what? Come on, you guys, wake up. It's not enough for him to lock us in rooms and beg you to come back? Krystal, he knows how these panic attacks play on your -- your sympathies, so he's just taking it up to a whole new level. [Screams] Duck! Did you see that? That huge, flying squirrel nearly took my head off.

Tad: Ladies and gentlemen, the Chandler clan proudly presents Adam's descent into madness.

Krystal: Oh, this is crazy.

Tad: Exactly. It's exactly what he wants you to think.

Adam: No, I don't -- I -- I don't want you to think anything. You'd probably pull a muscle.

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