All My Children Best Lines Friday 4/4/08


Provided By Gisele

Woman: How dare you come in here and insult me and my son, you tarted-up piece of trash!

Erica: Ladies, ladies, please. Ms. Ortiz, please let me explain. First of all, Carmen is not "tarted up." Carmen is a lovely person. She is not a "piece of trash." Carmen has been deeply offended by your son, and we have come here today in good faith to try to straighten all of this out woman-to-woman. We want to settle this in a calm and rational manner.

Ms. Ortiz: And just who the hell are you?

Erica: Oh. That's right -- I'm sorry. I was -- I was trying to travel incognito. Hmm.

Ms. Ortiz: One more time -- who the hell are you?

Ms. Ortiz: You want to see "pissed off"? You think you can come into my house and order me around, insult my son? Why don't you two girls go back to whatever corner you were working and see if you can't earn enough money to buy yourself some clues? You're not welcome here! Now, get out already before I tear off your arms and beat you to death with the bloody stumps!

Erica: No, you listen. I did not come here with any intention of resorting to violence. May I call you "Louisa"?

Louisa: You can call me "mean, fat, and ugly" if you want -- you have the gun.

Aidan: Oh, she didn't say it was Ryan. Ooh, hello, Annie. Ooh, you really do run hot and cold, don't you?

Annie: I'm looking for your phone.

[Aidan sighs]

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