All My Children Best Lines Monday 8/20/07


Provided By Gisele

Aidan: Oh, really, this is -- this is like some -- some bad, messed-up movie where I save your life, and then I have to put up with you forever, like some -- some barnacle.

Greenlee: "Barnacle"? I -- I've never been called that before.

Aidan: It's not a compliment, Greenlee.

Greenlee: You know, you're awfully cute when you're all ticked off.

Aidan: And you are like a -- a major pain in the backside.

Greenlee: Hmm -- I would so throw you mercy sex, but it turns out --

Aidan: Hmm.

Greenlee: I'm not that merciful.

Aidan: I'll pass, thank you.

Greenlee: You know, here you are, this sexy, British James Bond type I mean, you could have any girl in town.

Aidan: And look who I am stuck with.

Greenlee: And even though you have all these things going for you, you still manage to lose the girl. How is that possible?

[Greenlee chuckles]

Greenlee: Hey, don't worry about it. I am the queen of bad relationships.

Aidan: Greenlee, I am so glad you came here tonight, because I feel so much better.

Greenlee: Well, you just tell mean old Greenlee what happened. You want to sit on my lap?

Aidan: You want to mind your own business?

Greenlee: So, did Di say "It's not you, it's me"? Or -- or "you deserve better"?

Aidan: I saved her the trouble. I quoted all the lines before she had a chance.

Greenlee: Really?

Aidan: Yeah. "We're not on the same page anymore." "It was fun while it lasted."

Greenlee: What about --

Aidan: You name it.

Greenlee: Um -- um -- um -- oh, I know, I know, um -- "You're just too good for me."

Aidan: You know what? She must have left that one out.

Greenlee: You know, when I was a teenager, I got "you're not hot enough for me."

[Greenlee chuckles]

Aidan: Well, that's clearly not my problem, is it?

Greenlee: Oh, clearly. You know, there's always "I just can't be in a relationship right now."

Aidan: Or "I love you, but I'm just not in love with you."

Greenlee: Oh, yeah. That one hurts, or "I got to be alone right now."

Aidan: Alone with someone else, and then they tell you they're moving away to start their own life.

Greenlee: Right, like you didn't want them to have that in the first place.

Aidan: Or "I'm, like -- I'm -- I'm trapped. I'm just -- I'm just not a relationship person."

Greenlee: Commitment phobe. And then you're thinking, "But we were just having fun."

Aidan: What happened to having good old fun, really?

Greenlee: I don't know. Have you ever had someone get on a motorcycle and jump off a cliff? Oh, wait. That would be me. That's how you know someone doesn't really want to be with you.

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