All My Children Best Lines Thursday 5/31/07


Provided By Gisele

Greenlee: I think you're better off without Erica.

Jack: Hmm.

Greenlee: I mean, she is one of the most spoiled, selfish, narcissistic people I know, and her daughter is just like her.

Adam: You know, a real man would be running his company right now or at least trying to get full custody of his son. He wouldn't be wasting his time sleeping with a tart like Amanda Dillon. Not only is she Babe's best friend, but given her pedigree, she might just stuff you in a food freezer if you so much as look cross-eyed at her.

J.R.: You're the one who's lecturing me on bad decisions? Why don't you take a look around this place? It's empty -- yeah, yeah. You're the one for bad choices.

Adam: Ah. No matter how many corporate coups you stage, you're always going to be sub-par, boy. J.R. is always going to stand for "Junior," the son of a giant, the son who never measured up.

Zach: So what's going on here? The only time I ever get to see you is at parties.

Myrtle: I'm a social butterfly, and my calendar is full. As a matter of fact, this afternoon, I'm going to a wedding and the bride is 90 and the groom is 75.

Zach: Really? There's hope for us yet.

Tad: Well, sure it looks great. The only problem is it might collapse around our ears at any moment.

Derek: Hey, buzz kill.

Opal: Why did I ever teach him to talk?

Jamie: I have often wondered that myself.

Opal: Yeah.

Palmer: I wonder who taught you.

Opal: No, I think a Del Lightnin' drink-off sounds like a blast. I say we start one right now.

Palmer: Uh-oh, uh-oh. That's my cue to leave, yeah. Well, she gets a little frisky when she drinks, and I get forgetful. The last thing I want is to wake up in the morning with a hangover and find that in my bed.

Opal: Oh -- well, you better watch your tongue, mister, or you're going to wake up with a horse head on your pillow.

Palmer: Same difference.

Opal: Oh!

Tad: Oh, we have a winner!

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