All My Children Best Lines Friday 3/23/07


Provided By Gisele

Tad: Well, unless Krystal's come to her senses, looks like I'm moving in. Why don't you get smart and break away from this old bastard before you really regret it?

Adam: And take his bastard with you.

Krystal: I am serious, Tad. I am sick of your threats, so just hightail it out of here, because I am not going to share a roof with you.

Adam: No, just a bed and some bodily fluids.

Derek: What can I do for you, Krystal?

Krystal: Arrest Tad Martin.

Derek: For?

Krystal: Breaking and entering.

Tad: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Your honor, there was no door on the hinges. I walked right in, I swear --

Kendall: Well, I'm not the least bit surprised. Krystal is just like her daughter. Just one big --

Erica: Tramp. Barbara --

Barbara: Excuse me. Whoa.

Erica: I know exactly how that trashy mind of yours works, and Josh is off-limits.

Barbara: You are the one who cheated on Jack with your ex. Not all of us are that classless, Erica.

Erica: Ah. A woman who crashes a child's birthday party just to score a man? That's class? You know, I think you better get out of here fast before we start playing pin the tail on the floozy.

Krystal: I'm going to do everything I can to make this right, and I'm not going to stop until I do, because I love your daddy. I love him more than ever, and I'm going to make him see that.

Colby: Your kind of love hurts, so don't hurt my dad anymore.

Kendall: Well, the broadcast of this pregnancy definitely got a better reception than the last one.

Jack: Yeah, well, last time you made a broadcast like this, we thought you were pregnant with Greenlee and Ryan's child.

[After Zoe sings a song to Miranda]

Lily: Zoe should really pursue a music career.

Sean: We really need to update your MP-3 player.

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